tiger

A stalking hunter who physically deforms her prey, the tiger is known to ingest the same meal repeatedly, sometimes within seconds after the first course. She hungers for flesh and always has her one favorite meal. Thus, it supremely important to satisfy her. The tiger is a cool creature and very cuddly. She is also very intelligent. Impress her and she will dig her sharp claws in and never let go. Consider yourself extremely talented if you can keep up. If she finds her meal pleasing, the tiger will leave marks on your soul and your body.
"Jeremy was kidnapped, mauled, and repeatedly devoured by a tiger for three weeks. He will never be the same."

"Jackie found something she could adore, so she made dinner out of it. What a tiger!"
by AlbinoRhino22 January 24, 2015
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Tiger

A tiger is someone who has struggled so much with their internal thoughts that they've externalized their pain to cope with it.
IMAGINE SOMEONE SAYING AS A FELLOW TIGER TO YOU LIKE THAT SHIT WOULD MAKE ME MAKE MORE STRIPES
by Savage_sweethart January 10, 2022
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tiger

He had gone to the Legion to do some Cougar hunting, but after seeing her stretch marks after accidentally turning on the lights, he realized he'd been caught by a Tiger
by Ferenczy February 17, 2017
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Tiger

A cute individual who isn’t always open With his emotions on the surface but he feels so deeply. Cares for others, and is a great kisser
Me: tiger tbh I think you’re wicked cute......
Tiger: I think your totally not cute........
by Wild time6543 December 8, 2019
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Tigered

1. An act of aggression directed towards one's spouse or partner involving a golf club as a response to said spouse/partner's indulgence in extramarital hanky panky.

2. Any act of spousal retribution with an object that in someway adds irony to the situation.
Elin tigered Tiger's car after discovering that he had several mistresses

Sally tigered her husband, the plumber, with a toilet brush after she found out that he'd been sleeping with the pizza delivery man.
by tigerwoman December 13, 2009
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Tiger

A male version of a Cougar. Typically has a wife in which he cheats on with younger women. Inspired by Lion, Cheetah, (Tiger) Woods.
That older guy just asked me out while he was wearing a wedding ring ... what a tiger!
by The Cason-Point February 4, 2010
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Tigered

When one's fantasy of being raped by a real life tiger is actualized.
Sally "the slut" Smith was always into tiger. One day she was walking through Asia, happened upon a tiger, and got tigered.
by JacksonSmith March 11, 2010
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