Be someone is so ugly that they tie your fallopian tube and prevent you from having children (tie your tubes)
Your a real tube tier
by Yogirlmario January 01, 2017
A collection of the finest men to ever walk this earth. When these men get together there are no others who can party harder. Mainly congregating in Montana, these men represent the most elite drinkers this world has to offer. Can be identified by their continuous shouting of the chant "ROLL TIDE" followed by a over aggressive high 5 or a gator chomp. If you see these guys coming either run for your life or prepare for the wildest ride of your life.
"Who needs the caps to bottles of alcohol?" (Tosses caps out the bus window and starts passing around the bottles til gone) "Top Tier! ROLL TIDE!"
by E_Bombs August 25, 2011
Derived from a Forgotten Realms character created by R. A. Salvatore, Drizzt is also taken to mean "badass" or "supreme". See also: Jack Bauer.
by Rain May 23, 2004
1.Zach Laffin
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
-repeatedly saying you are going to bed, only to return and drink half a beer more
-calling someone "Hey you, with the feet"
-Spilling Mt. Dew and calling it 'your beerz'
2. Wooden Hammer
-shirts come off
-Everyone is your friend
3.Hammered
-Self explanatory
4.ShitFaced
-Belligerently drunk
5.Iron Horse
-Fuckin' gone
-If anyone can function Iron Horsed they deserve a crown
Tiers of drunkenness
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
1. Andrew:"I was Zach Laffining last night and I was tickling this chick's toes."
Emily: "Man I know, but dude, you were just tipsy."
2. Zach:"I had four beers and was still a wooden hammer. Bummer dude."
3. Andrew:"I am intoxicated"
Zach: "Shut up buddy."
4. Zach: I was shitfaced and tried to go through the doggie door while chasing the cat."
5. Emily:"I was working my way to iron horse status, but passed out between wooden hammer and hammered."
Andrew: "Lightweight."
by Rockisland April 19, 2009
Top tiering is the art of pooping into the top part of a toilet where the water on deck to enter the bowl waits. The next (few) people to flush the toilet will unknowingly flush bits of your turd into the bowl.
by Purrris (thanks Jackie) August 08, 2006
the worst tier there is, even worse than Bottom Tier. You know they it has to be bad if it is worse than the worst.
by Brett Watson April 26, 2006
When you bump someone on your MySpace top friends from the first tier (top 4) to the second tier (top 5-8).
For some reason, people become overly offended when they don't make the top friends list, so demoting someone is a direct insult.
For some reason, people become overly offended when they don't make the top friends list, so demoting someone is a direct insult.
by wanderlust13 June 09, 2007