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the shart 

That which is almost, but not quite, "the shit." A runner up or close second, causing one to take notice, but not alter his or her life path in any significant or compelling way.
FAN #1: "Dude, that performance was the shart! I mean that christian rock band nailed it in a kind of...insignificant way.

FAN #2: "Yeah man. They WERE the shart: a little bit of this and a little bit of that, but not fully committed."

FAN #1: "Dude, sort of like the best of both worlds."
the shart by Gern Blanceton March 2, 2010

The Shirtless Lasanga

A phrase used to describe an incident such as the following:

When you are shirtless with a lasanga, and your doorbell rings so you go to put a shirt on to answer it, but in the meantime your dog eats the lasanga.
"Man it really felt like the shirtless lasanga of a time hey?"

riding the shart 

when you shart while you're driving but there's no where to park
"i was riding the shart on my way home today"

Macked Off The Shart 

When you smack that yart so much that you fart and shit at the same time

reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Basically a Kite(A Jew) but in a not as harsh or racist way
reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of the my shirtless jew sand-which

Did you do the reaction types formal lab with the spaghetti strand across the room so it can teleport over the horizon of my shirtless jew sand-which?

Did you ask the kite for the lab data?

Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7 

The seventh movie in this popular pornographic series. In this movie, Angel Raliegh gets a thumper of a shit on her, but it bounces off of her tit and onto her head - giving her a 'turd turban'. Max Keen holds it together and still manages to ejaculate on her face.
Hey have you got my DVD of Throw Me On The Fucken Grass, Part Your Arse And Shart Some Nard Hard And Fast On My Tit Vol. 7? My wife wants to see it again.