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Moved the spider

Having "moved a spider" or "moved the spider" refers to a group of 4 people in a circle jerk using only their feet. The 8 feet make the "spider". When someone "moves the spider" they have successfully caused their person to nut. A new person switches in, slightly changing the geometry of the circle. By this mechanism, the spider can move its way across the room, depending on how many people are waiting to jump in when it moves.
My size 14's really "moved the spider" last night at the frat party. I've never been so drunk or so good with my feet before. Maybe I should drop my econ major and go into ballet, bro.
by Spodrmen May 6, 2024
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snyder the spider

The theatrical bad ass who did nothing wrong in the hit play newsies. He was a just man doing what he thought necessary for the good of new york
That's snyder the spider he runs a place called the refuge for under age kids
by Aurek March 4, 2025
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Eye of the spider

Person1: Eye of the Spider
Person2: Say that one more time.
by R3MYO June 6, 2017
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Houdini into the Spider-Man

When you make love to a girl from behind, pull out, blow your load in your hand when she turns around to see what’s going on you throw it in her face and yell Spider-Man
Houdini into the Spider-Man can be used it that any time in the beginning of your relationship.
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what did the giraffe say to the spider

dont cheat and look up my tinder jokes...
Guy: what did the giraffe say to the spider
Girl: *Pikachu face when she googles it*
by tinderdadjoke July 23, 2021
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The Spectacular Spider-Man

One of the best pieces of Marvel media. Period.
Bro do you remember when The Spectacular Spider-man used to air back in 2008?

Yeah man, good times.
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The Stinky Spider

The stinky spider is a sexual act performed on male genitalia. The stinky spider is performed by placing both thumbs in the rectum of the male while dancing your eight other fingers on the scrotum.

Bonus nachos if you get him to shoot his web.
John could never finish unless he was wearing his Spider-Man mask and receiving an aggressive the stinky spider.
by Stinky Varys May 1, 2021
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