THE MEAL

The Meal is a pornographic gif of a homosexual black man shitting and cumming simultaneously.

Person 1: I'm gonna send THE MEAL to my mom

Person 2: that's hot

by LoliBOSS July 29, 2022

the meal

the meal is a gif of a black man cumming and shitting at the same time, usually sent by users "soggyfish" and "arezium" on the platform Discord

Guy 1: dude check this gif out
Guy 2: bro wtf is this
Guy 3: its The Meal...

by Areziologist January 21, 2026

the 420 meal

A meal consisting of any 4 items off the Wendy's (stoners graceland) 99 cent value menu. In PA or any other state where sales tax is 6%, it comes out to $4.20. You should usually eat this meal when you're high (obviously) and preferably at 4:20.

You: "Pass that blunt dogg."
Gary Coleman: "It's kicked, man. Looks like we're out of weed."
Aaron Carter: "Awwwww sheeeeit I got the munchies like a motherfucker."
You: "Word to your mother! I could really go for the 420 meal right about now."

by Nick D September 21, 2003

The Brown Meal

A meal that consists solely of foods (and sometimes vegetables) with colors ranging from white to dark brown. Considered to be the hallmark of the college student's diet. Often results in severe indigestion.

Jake: So what are you preparing for dinner tonight?
Me: You know.. Some fried chicken, linguine, gravy, mashed potatoes, maybe some artichokes.
Jake: Oh dear god... THE BROWN MEAL!!!

by J Grizzle July 12, 2009

The Happy Meal

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.

Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!

by El Contractore January 14, 2008

The Southern Meal

When a cooked corn cob, slathered in butter is used to pleasure a woman vaginally, and is followed by cunnilingus. The corn cob is usually devpured post coitus.

1.) My girlfriend suggested we try "The Southern Meal" it was surprisingly delicious.

2.) "My boyfriend wanted to try "The Southern Meal" I wouldnt suggest it, I got a yeast infection shortly after."

by Your_demis3 July 28, 2015

The Jew Meal

The consumption of a properly prepared Jewish person. Only the highest quality of cannibal cooks can be trusted to properly prepare this dish.

While there are several regional variations on the Jew Meal, especially in western Russia and southeastern Denmark, the most common variant originates in Albany, France. In this recipe the Jew is first plucked, leaving the yarmulke for last. Next the intestines are emptied and the entire body is soaked overnight in a broth of sea salt, cayenne pepper, diced green onion, minced artichoke heart, and vegetable oil. After the mixture has soaked in, the entire pan should be put into the oven and baked for 90 minutes at 450 degrees Fahrenheit. Serve with mixed vegetables and a red wine sauce.

"Remember to set an extra place at the table! When you eat the Jew Meal, Hitler eats with you."

Bernard, get in here quick, we're about to break the Jew Bone!"

by theoffensiveist May 1, 2022