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fuzzy teddy bear

A passive aggressive term for "dealing with a person".. and by dealing with I mean "killing in an awful way".. but it's code so you can talk about it in public without worrying some rat is wearing a wire and gonna sequel to the feds.. just like that last bitch who ratted on us...
I'm gonna give Mrs Smith from IT dept a "fuzzy teddy bear".
by Big T the cranky guy April 3, 2019
mugGet the fuzzy teddy bearmug.

Teddy bear Asshole

A person who is overly candid, but means to do no harm.

One who angers others with their views or opinions, but would never become violent or angry themselves.

Someone who is outspoken, but harmless.
"John always makes people angry with his political views, but he is just a teddy bear asshole."

"beth comes across like a jerk, but she is really harmless...nothing but a teddy bear asshole.
by Jambo Truthbomb July 25, 2011
mugGet the Teddy bear Assholemug.

teddy bears arm

A large lump of excrement,possibly left in the pot overnight,giving it a furry appearence around the edges
i went to perform my morning ablutions and imagine my surprise when i discovered someone had left ateddy bears arm in my toilet.
by Chris Ord August 31, 2006
mugGet the teddy bears armmug.

Teddy bear hug

When a female wants a hug from her male partner meaning nothing more than the hug chest to chest and her arms up under his underarms and over his back with her hands on the back of his shoulders without the lead on to sex .
Female “ oh honey come give me a teddy bear hug”...(just a hug nothing more)

male “hmm your turning me on what’s next” female” nothing hun this is just a teddy bear hug”
by Deanie December 14, 2018
mugGet the Teddy bear hugmug.

Teddy Bear Stuffer

A person who like to insert his Penis into a teddy bear hole. Usually a hole in the rear or front on the bear.
Mitch likes to Stuff Teddy Bears on his spare time
by SoapyHose June 19, 2006
mugGet the Teddy Bear Stuffermug.

Vermont teddy bear

A very expensive and clasic stuffed bear company. That thinks that just because their bears have a warranty they can rip you off in price.
A Vermont teddy bear is so over priced they think they can charge 100 bucks for a stuffed piece of faux fur. I'd rather buy uggs.
by Clyde22 September 8, 2006
mugGet the Vermont teddy bearmug.

teddy bear tug

When your girl gives you a hug from behind , and gives you a (handy j)
Bro , my girl gave me a teddy bear tug last night , pretty sick
by Jsemq August 5, 2019
mugGet the teddy bear tugmug.

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