Techno

Techno is the Devil’s music!
the hypnotic voodoo rhythm, a reckless dance down the Devil’s road of sin and self-destruction.
leading youth to eternal damnation in the fiery depths of hell!

Techno is made up of such subgenres like acid, detroit (dead), minimal, deep, german, and swedish.

by Virtual Ouija March 4, 2018

techno

A music quite diffent from trance, house, progressive, and euro still has beats but they are more electronic/classical.

man f techno, euro's the party polak shizznit

by lil polak July 28, 2005

techno

adj. retarded, not cool, antithesis of something dank

Having a curfew is so techno.
or
Techno music is way techno

by ikilledkenny October 4, 2005

techno

Along with it's sub-genre Drum n Bass, Techno is the greatest form of music known to man. Many other forms of music incorporate techno into their songs, then add shitty lyrics and call it something else. Many times compared similarly to dance, rave, jungle, etc. Created by DJ's.

Techno is a kick-ass form of music that 0wnz ALL other forms of music!!!

by XHC August 5, 2003

techno

the most awesome, crazy , best, super dilghitful kind of music ever created!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sometimes have beats that repeat 36 times, but thats ok, because its the background beat, so who ever says techno is crap or .... whatever, your a pucker.

doooo do doooo doooo doooooo dooo doo do
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wusss wuusss wusss wussssssss wusss wus
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boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom
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da da dud da da dud da da dud da da dud
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break the break, break, break the beat
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can you feel it,ahhha hha ha ahahah
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duhduhduhduhduhduhdudhudhduhduhdudhudh

by jordan burns, hecks ya June 18, 2004

techno

annoying, treble-heavy music for queers and Europeans, mostly played at dance clubs in big cities

Techno is horrible music, almost as bad as rap!

by T-Ro May 17, 2006

Techno

A coordinated mix of electric sounds that some cultists refer to as music. Sometimes believed to be an updated version of disco. Characterized by a drumbeat that always puts a bass hit on the downbeat, an open hi-hat hit on the upbeat and closed on the downbeat, and a mm setting of c 150. In addition, there is always a complete lack of musical instruments, as all sounds are simulated on a computer. Most often listened to by a male demographic between ages 12 and 25, nearly all of which is uneducated in music and incapable of playing an instrument. Synonym: signal indicator Antonym: music

All he listens to is techno.

by Bluepies February 9, 2005