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T.A.B.

Tall Awkward Black

Typically refers to a female African American with multiple strands of bead braided hair, jeans above the belly button, and a general look of confusion. The Tab is a gentle, reclusive creature in nature and can be found all over the USA. They are usually writing/drawing in a spiral ring binder with mythical creature designs on the front however, one of these binders has never been found leaving the contents a mystery. Often teased as children, Tabs overcome this and are generally the kindest people you'll ever meet. Tabs generally end up as the nice lunch lady or janitor at your local elementary school. They have been spotted on college campuses as in the following example.
*Tab steps on sorority girls UGS in a crowd*

Tom: Did you see the look that sorostitute gave that awkward black girl?

Mary: It's not her fault, she's just a T.A.B.
by thetypicaltab July 29, 2011
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T.A.R.T's

T.A.R.T's = Totally Awesome Rockin Tits

Boobs that make you go "OH HOT DAMN".
Oh hot damn mammi, you got some fine ass T.A.R.T's.

That bitch looks foxy in that yellow bikini. Look at the size of those lemon T.A.R.T's.
by Mr.Mark Guido February 26, 2009
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T.A.C.O'ed

T.A.C.O'ed pronounced how its spelled-totally and completley owned.
Acronym
(kid one)dude that kid just got f*** up

(kid two)ya he got T.A.C.O'ed
by T.A.C.O'ed May 9, 2009
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T.A.B.

Titties, Ass, & Beaver - more commonly known as a female
Z: Lets hit the clubs and find some T.A.B.

Y: I'm down, havent had that in a hot minute, sadly I've been in a dry-spell
by thedownsouthmacD February 9, 2009
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T.A.N.

Typical Ass Nigga

Someone who tries to fit in with everyone else like a little bitch; someone who can't be himself.
You're so fuckin T.A.N. you bitch

Stop TANNIN you faggot = Stop being a typical ass nigga
by N2345 September 10, 2010
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T.A.R.Theory

(1) Alexander's Roommate Law, states when you have a good chance of getting a good roommate, but no matter what you'll have a roommate that wants to be a part of the LGBT community.

(2) A lethargic roommate who does homosexual activities, just to get attention.

(3) A roommate that looks like a Butch, one that make you brockwelled.

(4) An annoying social justice warrior.
T.A.R.Theory, states that no matter what you'll have a shitty roommate.
by Jerry Sienfeild February 18, 2017
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T.A.B.

Tan and Buff. Characteristics of a very good looking bro.
Shelby: OMG youre so T.A.B. while the other guys are pale and frial

Jusitn: Rawr
by Shelby95<3 January 27, 2011
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