Swiftie

A cult of mentally deranged species which have a similar appearance as a human being but have room temperature average IQ (in Celsius)

"Bro she's a 10 but she's a swiftie" "She's retarded"

by ryandc1 February 16, 2024

swiftie

a fucking clown

guy: yo man i heard your crush is a swiftie
another guy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by fuckswiftieslmao December 17, 2023

Swiftie

A person into quickies, but always ends up disappointing their partners

She opened the app at the conference, knowing she had a minute to get laid before her panel discussion, but instead of a quickie, she ended up walking out of the corner room, disappointed by the Swiftie.

by Mr.Ripleylsm2 September 20, 2024

Swiftie

A word referring to someone who listens to white chick artists such as Taylor Swift or One Direction. They possess digital skillset of a boomer, but were born and raised as a Gen-Z.

Mike is such a Swiftie. Can't even upload an image on IG even though we showed them how to .

by danqii May 1, 2024

Swiftie

Someone with good music taste.

I love handing Creighton the aux cord because he is such a swiftie.

by Ozaarc May 20, 2024

Swiftie

A swiftie is someone who loves taylor swift. They are often preppy and always follows the mainstream trends. there is nothing wrong with just liking her music. But it starts to get bad when you drag others down because they dont like her or other problems

Example one:
"are you a swiftie?"
"um not really.."
"OMG HOW DARE YOU SHE IS THE QUEEN AND SHE IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU YOU ARE JUST A MISOGYNSTIC PERSON WHO IS MAD SHE I SBETTER AND MORE SUCESSFUL OF YOU! YOU DO NOT WANNA MESS WITH US SWIFTIES!11"
Example 2:
"are you a swiftie?"
"no not really"
"thats ok"

by Silly_C4M3R4_SHY June 2, 2024

Swiftie

A huge, die-hard fan of Taylor Swift.

“Omg, are you a swiftie?”

by Lights a June 10, 2024