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A very annoying person who has a strange and loving obsession with Taylor Swift. They tend to have a New York accent and Kanye West is their mortal enemy.
by TheDictionaire April 6, 2023
A person with a fierce ass that likes to be shown and has been hooked by a unsignifcant other that is hung like a stud field mouse. For some reason he has a growth hanging down that he likes to calls "bubblegum."
by kxhonda February 8, 2010
A game that consists of jerking off as many times as you can in one hour. It is often played competitively when in High school or College but can also be played solo against your own personal record. It is generally based on the honor system but use of officials to judge and the requirement of evidence is not unheard of.
Teacher: So class, what did you do over the Christmas Break?
Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record
Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3
Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?
Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game
Student 1: Swifties 4! A new personal record
Student 2: Seriously?! 4 wow I barely got 3
Teacher: What are you guys talking about, what is Swifties?
Student 1: Uhh....it's a new video game
by Tvan12 December 4, 2009
a person with a snapped banjo who loves shaggin skanks. This person usually doesn't have a home or a toothbrush
by Callum Trigg June 15, 2009
1. The name given to someone who's football club is called the "Swifts."
2."Like a Swifty." A incredibly bad or embarrassing performance at something which the person/s tried there hardest at.
2."Like a Swifty." A incredibly bad or embarrassing performance at something which the person/s tried there hardest at.
"Hey dude, you remember Mark right?"
"Yea?"
"Well, he chocked on his big exam and now he has to repeat the year."
"Like a Swifty!"
"Yea?"
"Well, he chocked on his big exam and now he has to repeat the year."
"Like a Swifty!"
by The swifty September 23, 2008
by crazymklmao April 15, 2019