A self-employed term used by individuals who have never felt the loving touch of another individual.
by Soupy McSoupbowl March 08, 2021
by juneau_ March 07, 2021
Someone who is so straight that most people think they're gay!
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
They also want a wolf boy to violently pound into them with their giant humanoid Dick.
Person 1: yeah dude brad is definitely a super straight
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
Person 2: Why do you say that???\
Person 1: When I want into his house I saw a leash on the floor and I asked if he had a dog he said "No the leash is for my master to use on me".
Person 2 : That's crazy also I'm gay
Person 1 : ...wanna make out?
Person 2 : HELL YEAH-
by Lof1 October 20, 2022
A "sexuality" made up by insecure men on 4chain and tiktok to invalidate trans people gender identities. Not wanting to date trans people is a preference Brad, not a sexuality. You are still straight.
Man: I am super straight. I only date women with vaginas, you know REAL women.
Women: Don’t worry, I don’t think you need to worry about any women wanting to date you.
Women: Don’t worry, I don’t think you need to worry about any women wanting to date you.
by Socally. March 15, 2021
A term used by straight men with a severe addiction to gay porn. It can be written as "⬛🟧" or "🟧⬛", which is a way to communicate with people with the same addiction. It can also be a cry for help.
by krep40 March 06, 2021
by fucknaz1s March 11, 2021
someone who is fatherless, motherless, parent figureless, with no bitches, no friends, and transphobic piece of shit
Maria: Hey, what’s your sexuality?
🤓: i’m super straight
Maria: Your parents had you for tax benefits
🤓: i’m super straight
Maria: Your parents had you for tax benefits
by Foot.Recruit July 11, 2022