spleecher

A shrill, whistling fart, usually stinky and may be slightly wet.

Ed cut a spleecher that smelled like death warmed over.

by Cosmicstargoat February 4, 2004

bin stretcher

A bin stretcher is something an co-worker asks the rookie hire to search for. The person sent looking for it will usually ask others where it is. Sometimes, he/she will be redirected elsewhere to locate it. It simply does not exist. It's a prank played on new fresh-faced employees.

"Hey Bob, did you hear Cam sent the new guy in receiving to look for the bin stretcher? He spent half an hour searching for it. This never gets old".

by XDRman August 20, 2012

Wall Stretcher

An extremely fat, girthy penis that is typically hallmarked by a very engorged head. A wall stretcher is known more for width than length. Said cock stretches the vaginal or anal walls during sexual intercourse and if lucky, leaves the lucky recipient gaping.

Rogers cock is a wall stretcher. My asshole gaped and hurt for days.

Rachel's boyfriend has a wall stretcher. Them sugar lips was left wide open after he drilled her.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Cincinnati Stretcher

The following morning after a nice meaty steak, the excessive anal dilation that requires the asshole to expand beyond its normal circumference to give re-birth to the juicy meat child.

This action usually accompanied by an anal hiss or growl, with slight discomfort, immediately followed by complete satisfaction, and a strong desire to nap.

As the beads of sweat ran from Sandy’s brow she let out a slight groan as the Cincinnati stretcher took hold. Her rectum groaned and spat as she splatter painted the porcelain canvas. The 30 minute agony was almost unbearable, but as the sound of the plop met her ears she was immediately submerged into a level 2 inception dream.

by Pineswood January 21, 2011

Streeter

A title. The name someone is given by birth or by acquisition of respect for balls in any given situation (see 'cojones'). Being "Streeter" requires not only the aggressiveness of a physical tycoon, but also the control of a mental giant, no matter the given situation. Being "Streeter" is essentially taking on the role of a guru in every aspect of life, willing to teach, as well as learn. Also, a fixer for problems, big and small, almost for the sport of it. Are you "Streeter"???

"Shit dude i messed things up with my girl bad. i think we're going to break up."

-"Call Streeter. Tell him what you did. You're going to be fine."

#2.

"Streeter, that cop just saw us! We're fucked!!!"

-"Relax man. Take the next 2 lefts and drive the speed limit. Then pull into wawa. I'm hungry."

by life's fixer July 6, 2011

stretcher drunk

Consuming such a rediculous amount of alcohol that you lose all motor functions , thus the only means of transportation is a stretcher.

Hey Matt you get tore up there other night? Matt- boy I got stretcher drunk they had to haul my ass outta there!

by Blazer1752 December 11, 2016

Notorious screechers

High pressure farts that last a long time and make squeaky sounds. Usually "wet ones"

Damn dude, are you lactose intolerant? You have those notorious screechers.

by Franzibald M. October 13, 2010