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Chaos Storage

Chaos Storage is a form of filing system that although it won't always give you what you were looking for, you will find something that is as useful or is more interesting.
Essentially to the untrained eye a room used for Chaos Storage is a massive disorganised mess with piles of junk everywhere.
Commonly found in the rooms of teenagers, students and the houses single males Chaos Storage can quickly spread to takeover all surfaces to become part of the filing system.
Chaos Storage is the only way to kill a neat freak
"Where did I put that spanner (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! a pipe wrench, that will do..."

"Where did I put that pipe wrench (in my chaos storage room)? Aha! Playboy March 2007... Sod it, I'll just have a quick read of the articles"
by Unsub2008 February 13, 2010
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documents storage officer

A made up job to offer to people on benefits, needs no qualifications. The person who is offered this job is obviously very dumb, and obviously all they can do is admin work
Jon: that dumbass mike got the job as documents storage officer

Felicity: yeah i heard my 3 year old went for it but apparently had too much experience
by charleyfarley August 25, 2010
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Digital Storage

The digital system used for storage for digitized assets is digital storage.
storage for digitized assets is digital storage.
by s j tubrazy April 12, 2013
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deep storage

some really weird kink my daddy told me about where a girl (or any submissive) gets buried alive and gets a feeding tube in her mouth and one out her ass a la Human Centipede after a long, arduous process of dehumanization.
my daddy told me about deep storage kinks and now I can't sleep at night.
by littlemissterry October 12, 2020
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BLIND STORAGE EYES

The same as STORAGE EYES.

A past that is never caught and reviewed.
It's time in this storage shed company to pull up the BLIND STORAGE EYES as through the SLATS you can see their CATCH.

How is that that BLIND STORAGE EYES effected to hide from everyone well I am sorry but your insurance will not cover ACTS OF GOD as you are going to. have to take up that past somewhere else and thanks for reporting your incident to the claims department as you will be receiving within thirty days a premium increase for being so honest we will send you a gift card of your choice from any of our INSURANCE CORPORATE CUSTONERS as have a nice day , we appreciate you living by the R.U.L.E.S. as enjoy also thanks for being our loyal customer , " HEY JOHN that got no choice we are the only blinking company that agrees to carry their insurance".
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE January 26, 2022
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Smoke Storage

when a guy hits a vape and exhales it inside of a woman’s vagina by spreading it open.
Jake just perform a smoke storage on his aunty last night.
by water rust January 27, 2022
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Cold Storage

Code or an application that has not been touched/updated and will be ‘frozen’ for development for some time until it is thawed.
We put down that project for the next six months, it’s currently in cold storage.
by MXOappdev June 9, 2022
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