Stick-Dick

When your penis is longer then it is wide

Guy: bro my dick is so long

Other Guy: is it thick tho?

Guy: nah bro

Other Guy: bro you got a stick-dick then

by Imsexuallyatrattractedtomen January 4, 2022

Walking Stick Dick

That unwanted lingering erection when your sex date no-shows after you’ve already taken Viagra.

My bootie call no showed last night after I took a little blue pill giving me major Walking Stick Dick all night long.

by Colt 40 Feinberg March 29, 2021

stick dick

acropora elitists that look down on everyone else like they are peasants

That stick dick has some really nice frags for sale.

by mickeys reef <*))))< April 1, 2021

Glow Stick Dick

When a man frustrates you so much you want to snap them in half and shake them!

You are being such a glow stick dick right now, I recommend you step away.

by Mickeybuny November 7, 2025

Sticking your dick in the fountain

Raising a needlessly grim or depressing fact in conversation.

“Why are you sticking your dick in the fountain by raising cancer?”

by ONCTrain December 5, 2023

Stick-A-Dick

What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)

I have a craving for something sweet, like Stick-A-Dick

by Silvansea August 1, 2022