Steamy Bear 

when a person shits in the snow in a form of a bearclaw doughnut..... The heat of the crap in the snow steams up thus making the name steamy bear

Amy left a steamy bear in the back of the school yard.

Steamy Bear by STD BITCh August 24, 2010

Steamy Pony 

A Large Dump

I've just lost my job, I'm going to get even by leaving a steamy pony on the office floor

Steamy Pony by HelloItIsIam February 19, 2012

Steamy Blankets

Steamy Blankets is the sexual act in whcih to drunk men boil some Coffee. After climbing into bed together they proceed to pour boiling hot coffee on their blankets. They then lift up the blankets and pour it onto their genitalia. (If there aren't 3rd degree burns you are doing it wrong.) Then the two men engage in the sexual position 69. This should rip the burnt skin right off their penis and since they are durnk they wont feel the pain untill the morning.

We were so drunk last night that Billy and I got into bed and performed steamy blankets and now my penis is burnt off.

Steamy Blankets by BUTTSEXISDIRTY December 31, 2012

Steamy Nelson

While giving someone a full Nelson you simultaneously shove their face in shit and fuck them from behind

Man guess what?
What?
I just gave Susan a steamy Nelson

Steamy Nelson by Mewrinkledink November 21, 2016

Steamy Cartesian 

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

Steamy Cartesian by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

Steamy Mitten 

Giving your partner a handjob when you have chubby hands

My hands are so gross and fat, like I'm wearing boxing gloves

"Yeah but I bet you give a great steamy mitten"

Steamy Mitten by Spobret July 26, 2018

Steamy Garahan 

When you take a steamy shit you’ve been holding in for half a day at least and the stench is unbearable t

Dude check out that steamy garahan I just laid on the football field

Steamy Garahan by mob n glob June 23, 2023