Stat Rat

A resident of Staten Island most commonly seen wearing velour sweatsuits and/or black north face jackets. Commonly seen wandering around the Staten Island Mall. It can be difficult to distinguish one Stat Rat from another, as they all have the same hair cut/style.

Go to the Staten Island Mall. I guarantee that you will see PLENTY of examples.

by meeshkaa May 20, 2004

Stat jack

Short for "Status hijacking".When someone takes over another person's social networking status by posting comments and banter,usually without the statee's online presence.Going off subject on the original status point.

I'm really bored so I'm going to stat jack some friends.

by nan nan November 27, 2009

stat farm

A organization that gathers biased statistics usually to influence political discourse

Informed electorate Pac, they're a stat farm.

by jvanouw March 9, 2017

Stat room

When the comments section on somebody's Facebook status is used to run a real-time conversation between any number of people.

Basically, turning anything posted on somebody's Wall into a chat room through mass amounts of comments directed toward each other.

Usually characterized by having to click "See More" in the feedback to look at all the comments, and responses within seconds of each other.

"Dude, I hate getting 64 updates just because somebody had to turn my wall into a stat room."

"Status: Going to the park in an hour
Best Friend 1: Dude, we never get to have a time anymore!
Best Friend 2: Everyone's coming to my house this Friday!
(Repeat 80 times)"

by Akyoyo December 5, 2010

Stat-Whore

A player who will do anything to increase their stats in a video game. These players have big egos and base their whole sense of self-worth on their stats in their favourite video game. These players are almost always Try-Hards.

Player #1: That guy wants me to help him boost. I don't wanna get called a noob for boosting.
Player #2: Yeah, he's such a Stat-Whore. I can't believe he cares that much about his stats.

by SpamDragon July 14, 2014

stat me

This phrase replaces any verb command. Often used to say "give me," "tell me," etc. Can be replaced with the word "stats," which can also be used in noun form.

Stat me that Lasser. Stringer's gay as hell.

Yo, stats, immeeeeeeediately!

by james "yea i said it" thomas December 28, 2006

Stat Rat

Someone who loves looking at statistics and their data, regardless how relevant those statistics and data are. Often associated with sport.

Billy Beane in the early '90s was considered a stat rat amongst his MLB GM peers for his use of SABERmetrics.

by martyB_003 April 17, 2009