Buffalo Staple

When you're dating a girl from Buffalo, NY who insists everything except Jesus himself is a "Buffalo Staple" (They all do.), and you're having sex with them and about to cum, you dump a bottle of Duffs "World Famous" hot sauce on your cock so it get in and around their vagina and staple a map of the rest of the world (Which exists OUTSIDE OF BUFFALO.), to the back of their head with an industrial staple gun.

She suggested we go to Duff's for dinner, so I suggested when we get home I would give her a buffalo staple.

by The Buffalo Stapler September 6, 2016

love staple

A love staple is a love square except one set of people is not in love with each other.

Aaron hooked up with Dee who is in love with Jay who keeps texting Becca, but there's nothing going on with Aaron and Becca. It was a love staple!

by G-Mike P June 2, 2008

Gina Staples

an all around amazing person, that is normally smoking hot. in generally Gina Staples is the best person you will ever know.

" man.. i wish i was Gina Staples "

by Gina123456789 October 24, 2008

Staple Gun

The term used by guys when describing to their friend how they were brutally rejected by a girl they just spent a lot of money on.

Note: Most guys that get staple gunned have very bad taste in WHAT to spend that money on.

Dude! I can't believe it! I take her out the WWF final match, and she staple guns me in front of everyone! I... I feel so betrayed!

by TheEyes629 October 19, 2010

stapling it up

Actions deriving from living in your grandma's basement for years and playing Quake III/Half Life 2. This activity tends to lead to pedophilia, alcoholism, baldness, unemployment, poverty and a whole range of social ineptitude.

"Dude, Chris got fired from his job driving a van. He's really stapling it up now."

by InfInIty13X October 20, 2007

cock-staple

odd, yet humorous, combination of words used as a personal title, insult, or love-name...often in jest.

"Nice soccer-rocker, cock-staple!"

by dorham May 23, 2006

clit staple

1. a compound insult often used to bring down a tool, faggot, loser, etc. (basically, any one who's a huge cocksucker)

2. some have said it sounds like a clit piercing

3. not really sure

4. the new ass hat/ass clown (this one is brand new and has not been overused yet. spread this shit so it reaches from coast to coast).

sam (jokingly): cliff, you're such a fag
clifford: what??
mike (completely serious): YOU'RE A FUCKING CLIT STAPLE
clifford: ::speechless, walks away, sulking::

1st dude: shit i heard she's goin into the city to get her clit stapled
2nd dude: stupid bitch should stop being such a slut. fucking ho ho.

random person: EAT SHIT CLIT STAPLE

by MIKE MINUS (a.k.a. mike shadows) July 9, 2006