Hey where do you live?
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth
Him: Stafford road!
Me: oh shit I feel sorry for you but can I ask your neighbors for an eighth
by Idfk do I October 26, 2017
Peyton Stafford is a pretty (handsome), kind, funny, witty, and overall wonderful boy. He smells how you would think the moon would smell, and all you can feel is anticipation around him like the moon. You never know what he's going to do next, if you tell him you love him he could say anything, "I know," "Okay," "I love you," or even run away. It's cute. He's cute. Everything he does is cute. He's like a star at dusk, a midnight moon, white blossoms on clouded nights; no matter how dark things are, and get, he brings light, comfort, and the good out of it. His eyes are a mixture of everything, and you find yourself lost in them. Light eyes; dark thick lashes. He has a soft gaze that makes you feel tingly everywhere. His laugh is like honey nectar, sweet, sappy, and warm. His face is tainted with faint flecks of freckles. He's like a big teddy bear. He is kind of a tsundere, but even though you can tell that he loves you by the little acts he does. He'll run away from you and then wait for you to catch up, then again and again. If he catches you off guard he will tickle-attack you. He gets protective over you secretly, but it shines through sometimes.
He's a shy extrovert, but he shows passion for the things he does and his interests. And then he tells you to watch or listen to him as he does or talks about what he is passionate about; it just sparks a light of awe and happiness in your heart. He shares the things he loves, like music or shows with the ones dear to him. It's just everything about him that is so warming, it melts your heart. He makes your mood ring turn purple. I love him. My lover boy, Peyton Stafford. ♡
by Willow Melody March 10, 2023
a girl with blonde hair, nice eyes and suits with theon. she is really porny and loves to have sex, like she has in the previous days. she is very popular and made out with eddy.
ruby stafford
by ruby stafford March 28, 2019
A man who drives up and down Stafford Avenue in search of homosexual relations with any willing participant.
Jim: Hey man I could really go for a blowjob.
Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.
Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!
Bob: You should go pick up a Stafford Avenue Queer. They're always out cruising looking to give dudes head.
Jim: Fuckin eh. I'm Stafford Avenue bound!
by Huggy Fresh September 14, 2021
a person thet is so so pop off pussy that she has to shart to release it though aggressively diahrreaing herself
by A verbal shart January 23, 2022
Stafford Middle School: Home to the flattest girls, the perviest teachers, and terrible administrators. Sports wise they all suck at everything besides football, which they are actually pretty decent at.
by Pussy Attacker 9000 May 25, 2020
this fucking school sucks ass. the girls have no ass and the guys try to get pussy when theyre literally 11-14 years old. like bro go learn your times tables not learn how to fuck someone in the ass. the teachers are such pervs and will flirt with eachother when theyre wife of 20 years is waiting for them at home. the only good teacher is mr rogers / the band director. all the girls have 128398 layers of mascara and look high half the time. the 6th graders r annoying as shit. they think theyre so quirky for vaping when in reality theyre gonna die at 40 bc their lungs r more fucked up than their grades. they all cheat and the teachers are so oblivious to it. everyone here is either gay or homophobic. i can see why trent shits on us so much.
by PussyAbsorber420 July 6, 2022