Spud

Typically used to describe a stupid person, however the they're just hiding the doctor spudnik from you. dont trust 'em

p1 : yo your stupid af u spud
p2 : nah why u buying into that conspiracy. DOCTOR SPUDNIK IS REAL

by TheBananananananannanana July 14, 2020

Spud

When a person does a silly and/or funny action is commonly referred to as a spud.

"Haha you're such a spud John"

by Spudlife October 22, 2017

SPUD

Any young individul who has not hit puberty and therefore does not have any hair on his balls. Also, any person whose penis resembles that of a 14 year old's.

Wow Spud, I finally realized why you as a senior is still able to get with all the freshmen girls. They think that you are there age because of your small dick and hairless balls.

by Pimp Master "P" March 2, 2008

Spud

It is a colloquial term for Potato. Widely used in England and the west country....and Wales.

I like spuds.
"Edward would you care for some spuds with your ale?"

by Tetley's March 1, 2005

spud

a word used to call something for personal gain or to avoid doing something.the first person to declare spud is the winner or does not have to do the task. everyone else present must proceed to say spud. the last person to say spud must do the task. commonly used in groups of stoned people. similiar to calling spliff when done smoking and your going to pass it on. spliff!...spliff!

someone offers end of their food.. spudthat!!

someone knocks at the door.. spudnot me!! in reference to getting up to answer the door

by smoky37 August 9, 2010

Spud

A slang term for an Irishman.

"The pub was packed with a crowd of drunken rowdy spuds."

by Gusberti O'Reilly June 4, 2009

spud

When reffering to someone who who is an idiot, or has done something wrong.

Dude - "Kazim you spud!"

by Michael The Bone May 29, 2005