Spotify premium is a codeword for Premium or paid Pornhub, subscription. Used in public places to remain private and discrete.
by YoursTruly24681012141618 April 14, 2016
when you have Spotify blasting in the background as you have sex and make a creampie in either one of her holes.
jack: yo Travis did you lay that pipe when she was there?
travis: damn straight I did, we had a little Spotify and creampie time
travis: damn straight I did, we had a little Spotify and creampie time
by beansoup23 May 13, 2018
A person who uses the premium version of the popular music streaming platform Spotify not enough as they should. They have no profile picture, 1 follower, and 2 playlists. This person is a Spotify Loser.
by Guy In The Corner May 6, 2021
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016
A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass March 26, 2016