spitting on squash

1. When someone/something ruins, disrespect, or infuriates someone/something

2. A buzzkill

3. Something flawed

Much like the old sayings such as "grind my gears" and "chap my ass," this saying originates from witnessing a toddler dispensing his saliva on a batch of butternut squash at a Trader Joe's. These events caused an nearby employee to exclaim with vigor, distain, and fury "he is spitting on squash!"

When actions like these takes place a proper response is to engage in a duel or the throwing of these hands (which people dont want)

Lance: Bruh, why did you talk to that girl? You knew i wanted her!

Captain Falcon: Dont trip you know you weren't goin to talk her.

Lance: bruh stop spitting on squash

by Justareallyniceguy May 19, 2018

Spitting Cricket

A master masturbatèur can choose the handless method and tuck his dick between his legs and rub them together rapidly like a cricket until he splooges on his thighs.

Keeping his hands on 10 & 2 Jason W. chooses safety and gets off while driving by performing the spitting cricket.

by Jizzimy Cricket June 28, 2019

spitting turtle

when you titty fuck a girl and just as you are about to cum you push all the way through her boobs, thus forming a turtle head and then cum in her face

Pat: what did you do last night?
Dave: I gave your mom a spitting turtle

by Swis/ shitty December 9, 2008

spitting flows

Rapping

The rapper was talented at spitting flows

by gofuckyourselfff November 25, 2013

spitting venom

spitting venom- when someone over uses profanity (a.k.a. cuss words) in every sentence or conversation

yo dawg, Jamal is spitting venom like crazy after you wooped his ass in 1on 1 streetball

by Black Ice April 5, 2006

spitting tacks

Verbal hostility. Saying things that are very hurtful and painful. Similar to verbal punches.

My mother in law was spitting tacks for 24 hours straight.

by yes juanito yes May 23, 2015

spitting pearls

Another euphemism for jackin' it.

I didn't get laid like I had hoped, so I just ended up spitting pearls all night.

by J.I.M. January 13, 2010