spiritual sexual

Spiritual sexual is a sexual orientation where someone is only attracted to soulmates, Twinflames, or kindred spirits.

Example:

Jess: Hey! How come your single? George liked you, Hannah!

Hannah: I'm spiritual sexual. George has no spiritual connection to me!

by arielsthetic February 14, 2021

spiritual constipation

Term used to describe the condition of being a gigantic asshole. Derived from the belief that the direct connection to the soul is through the anus. Assholes are so uptight that the soul is unable to come out through the anus resulting in spiritual constipation.

Damn, did you see that guy? He's suffering from some serious spiritual constipation.

by clenched soul August 6, 2014

spiritual bouquet

Rhode Island-ese for a Catholic memorial booklet given on the occasion of someone's death to the family for the purpose of offering, or saying a mass for, the deceased person.

I went to the church rectory to purchase a spiritual bouquet because my grandmother died.

by RICatholic January 4, 2010

Spiritual Malady

Spiritual Malady is when someone finds themselves in such a state of sadness or depression, that it effects how they present themselves socially or even in their occupation/job.

"man, kurt seem's really different"
"That's because he's in a fragile state of spiritual malady"

by Spiritual malady September 13, 2012

Spiritual Dick

Spiritual Dick (more commonly known as Soul Cock) transcends physical form and is directly linked to the soul. The bigger one's Spiritual Dick is means their energy is more powerful and they are true to themselves.

Those with small Spiritual Dicks tend to be liars and fake.

Anyone can have a Spiritual Dick. Boys, Girls, Genderless people, Trans, ECT. Someone can have a small penis but have the world's largest Spiritual Dick.

Hunter's Spiritual Dick is as big as his physical form.

Justin has a really small Soul Cock. It's probably because he's a pathological liar and cheater.

by Hey_Bitch808 August 3, 2018

spiritual warfare

The battle between thought and mind.

A conflict that exists between God and the Devil. Good vs. Evil

We are in a time of spiritual warfare

by Dawnf1225 March 3, 2021

Spiritually tap that

The images and thoughts men (and women possibly) get when checking out the opposite sex and begin to deeply imagine sexual activity.

Or on a nerd level or anything super natural.

#1 Dude you checking out Corisa's ass again aren't you?

#2 Yeah.... I'd spiritually tap that.

#1 Haha your hopeless

by NidgeDFX January 4, 2012