snurtle

A slow moving creature which is a cross between a snail and a turtle. Incredibly daggy and lazy, a day in the life of a snurtle typically consists of much sleeping, eating, being cheeky and minimal use of energy. Despite all of this, the snurtle is a cute and lovable creature.

In a rare outing which caught locals by surprise, the snurtle crawled along the streets of Milliville in its cool green shell.

by Gregles January 1, 2009

schenectady snort

This is all the rage among young drug addicted mothers in Schenectady. It is an event like none other, in which a woman snorts a line of cocaine off of her infant. This can only be done with an infant as when the child reaches toddler-hood, it is considered sharing. Once relegated to the coke-whore sub culture, it has been brought to the forefront by the news media in light of the one successful prostitution sting conducted this year by the worlds most corrupt police department, Schenectady's finest. Unfortunately, this is not Vegas, so what happens here does not stay here. Look for this activity to come to a town near you....

Once at a party, I saw a girl attempt to perform a Schenectady snort....and she almost dropped her baby!

by Williecuztheygavemynamewilhelmaway October 23, 2007

snorter

Something exceptional, well above average, great.

What did you think of that joke?
I loved it. It was a fucking snorter!

by yorrick hunt January 14, 2008

Snarty

A snow darty (snow day party). If you’re lucky enough to get blessed with a snow day you BETTER not waste it on studying.

“Yes dude we got a snow day!”
“Omg I cant wait to snarty! I heard sae, fiji, and phi psi are throwing down”
“Fuck yeah I love snarty szn”

by vanny19 February 20, 2019

giggle snort

To giggle and snort at the same time because of a joke.

Ella giggle snorted when I told her I was gay.

by j12345p February 11, 2013

Shurtleffed

a surprise from Steve Shurtleff
-used on michael james adamson
-also a threesome with ms. marr

MJA: What happened?
Steve: You've been Shurtleffed
MJA: sweet

by Steve Shurtleff March 3, 2005

Snarter

A word used in Canada to define the exploits of gentlemen who snif the bicycle seats of ladies in the Summer.
This word was first used by a Canadian Officer during the Second World War. He was stationed at Bawdsey Manor in Suffok with my father, who was bemused when he used the word.

Old Bill would spend his Summer days snarting ladies warm bycicle seats on the streets of Toronto, making him a Snarter.

by Paolo22 May 13, 2018