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F Snook

Coined in 2005. Used when referencing a local car enthusiast who is extremely anal about how many bolt holes are in his wheels. Also used whenever the styling of your car blantantly copied.
That guy got the same spoiler as me! F Snook!
by TimT April 26, 2008
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Splooge 'N' Snooze

Coming back from a midterm or similar exhausting affair, you decide that the best thing to do to unload involves jacking off and then taking a nap right afterwards. The splooge 'N' snooze.
Vince raced home in his Kia after his accounting midterm to top off his Freebird's burrito with a subsequent splooge 'N' snooze.

Also referred to as: Wack 'n' nap, Beat 'n' sleep, Pop 'n' drop, Jizz 'n' zzzz, Cum fiesta 'n' siesta, Flog 'n' log, Cream 'n' dream (for the ladies), Spill 'n' chill, Flickin the bean 'n' havin a dream, Pump 'n' slump, Choke the lil guy 'n' get some shut eye, Semen 'n' dreamin, Jubilation 'n' hibernation, Pettin snoopy 'n' gettin droopy
by Dub Life October 20, 2009
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Related Words
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ooze'n'snooze

Person 1: Damn, it's getting late. I think I'm going to whack it and then pass out.
Person 2: Ah, you mean the ol' ooze'n'snooze.
Person 1: Why of course.
by Alex Wilson January 9, 2008
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snooki feet

a girl with dark feet who has bright ass nail polish on her toes!
Girl:"I shouldnt have picked this color nailpolish."
Friend:"Why not?"
Girl:"Cuz my feet are so dark that this nailpolish looks super bright,so now i have snooki feet!"
Friend:"Uhh dayummm! You aint playin giiirrrl!"
by sdeezymf! August 4, 2010
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Jerk N Snooze

The act of masterbaition followed by immedite snooze, or slumber. Mostly done after intense workout or at bed time.
When Charlie got done rapping in zombies, he decided to Jerk N Snooze for a bit before going to the club.
by GangUVHoes February 27, 2011
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Welsh Snooker

noun, verb. A counterpart to a Chinese snooker whereby the cue's space is blocked by walls, furniture or members of the public getting in the way and generally being inconsiderate arses. Either a noun; "I'm in a Welsh snooker" or verb; "to welsh snooker".
"I don't like playing in this pub, we keep getting Welsh snookered by that fat guy sitting two inches from the table"
by fattyarbuckle July 5, 2008
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Fox Snooze

It's called Fox Snooze cuz their anchors are asleep at the wheel.
by Scalcar March 9, 2009
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