donkey-sided

When you get so fucked up you look like the side of a donkey.

“Damn, let’s get donkey-sided tonight boys!”

by Hog plastered February 28, 2021

Notification Sniped

When you press a button at the top of your phone (eg back), and a notification pops up in the motion of pressing the button that you you accidentally press it and open something you don’t want to open.

Damn bro, I didn’t wanna message her back yet but now I have to because I got notification sniped

by Woodsman2121 February 28, 2022

Sidedish Boyfriend

A relationship status in which one performs all of the functions and roles of a boyfriend without any reciprocation of the emotional, romantic, spiritual, and physical intimacy that comes with a healthy relationship

John went to dinner with Jennifer's family

Are they going out?

No, he's just her sidedish boyfriend

What do you mean?

He's like an escort that doesn't get paid or get laid.

by Rusty Shacklefordd September 9, 2010

one sided

When a boy/girl are talking and only one of them is interested or likes the other .

She doesn't like me I'm one sided

by Editing November 9, 2015

One-Sided Relationship

The same as one-sided love, though in this sense is a generalized term. Here, the interests of the one party are put to a much higher priority than the other. Feelings are unrequited, certain needs go unmet, opposing words are not or cannot be conveyed to the other party, and there is an apparent or explicit lack of importance in the self placed upon by that other party.

Person 1: Why is Frank so miserable when he's with those other friends of his?

Person 2: It's a one-sided relationship, man. They treat him like a background character.

by Maruki96 June 8, 2014

sniddle snatch

A small gnome like creature that lives in a females vagina, digging and scratching to cause extreme hell in promiscuous girls. The only way to lure the Sniddle out is by peanut products, mainly peanut butter(skippies preferably).

"I have a sniddle in my snatch, please hand me the jiff." (sniddle snatch)

by doodle bae March 14, 2011

twelve sided died

The act of being crushed by a twelve sided die, similar to those used in the game "Dungeons and Dragons". It has a brief cameo appearance in Teen Girl Squad #8

I watched this movie about this elf chick, and she got twelve sided died.

by Fei Hong Chan III February 4, 2005