Snarted

When you sneeze and fart. This is a common bodily function which most often hurts.

Man, I just snarted.

by vmrose August 22, 2007

snart

when one farts and sneezes at the same time, regardless of which causes which

Patti just snarted!

by kas January 13, 2003

snart

to accidentally rip one when you sneeze

Bless you. Nasty! Did you just snart?

by skukuza June 11, 2007

Snarted

Snarting is the involuntary act of sneezing and farting at the same time. The eligible criteria for meating the snarted definition is as follows:

1. The force of the fart must be equal to the sneeze, anything less is simply a snuff (a sneeze and a fluff)
2. The force of the fart must at least bring a tear to the eye, in extreme cases minor damage maybe caused to the anus.

The follow through of the fart does not qualify; this is known a sniting.

Andy sneezed and farted with such force that a tear ran down his cheek and his buttocks, he snarted

by Be4no February 23, 2015

snarted

A combination of a sneeze and a fart both going off at once.

When someone snarted, the whole room started smelling.

by Morgan Rowe June 13, 2005

SNART

TO SNEEZE AND FART at the same time,

V. Snarting

OMG my allergys are acting up so bad I keep SNARTING.

by Jaxs July 26, 2004

snart

When you sneeze and fart simultaneously.

Girl 1: What was that?
Girl 2: OOOPS!!! I snarted.
Girl 1: What's that?
Girl 2: I was sneezing and I accidentally farted.
Girl 1: Thats disgusting, but hilarious.

by Summer Day & D July 26, 2006