Snarch

That one crunchy,gangrene-coulred mutant chip found in every bag of patato chips.

"Damn, man! I bit into that durn ol' snarch chip! Taste like frozen skoal!"

by The Holy Mackerel March 2, 2010

Venetian Snares

Sure, it sounds like dumpsters fucking, but it sounds so good!

Venetian Snares really likes pigeons.

by Pussbag McGee November 24, 2020

snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed

to legally take care of a problem before it's too late or before the problem gets worse

if you have a house and a groundhog living under your front porch, you better snare the groundhog before your foundation is destroyed. In this scenario, this phrase IMHO is therefore more than just friendly advice.

by Sexydimma December 27, 2014

sarju

This word generally is the name of an Indian River. However, it directly translates to reaper. In ancient language reapers were called sarju

Oh my! A Sarju

by 12345kam kam April 19, 2018

Snarcsontist

Snorting artist of the arse who is an overly self loving pyromaniac

Look at that snorting arse artist, he/she is so narcissistic, they even set their artwork on fire!

What a snarcsontist!

by Jenniella Sabman November 25, 2018

Snarf her Garf

This term is mainly used by art school lesbians. After several dates, they may want to engage in consensual sexual activities such as oral stimulation. These urges activate the phrase, "snarf her Garf". The name "Garf" being short for our lord and savior, Garfield. (Garfield = Cat = Pussy = Vagina)

-"Woah she's so fucking hot I'd die if I ever had the privilege to snarf her Garf."
-"Yo, how'd that date with Jennifer go?" "So great dude I totally snarfed that Garf!"
-"Hey Natalie, we've been on a couple dates now... I think I'm ready to have my Garf snarfed."

by alligatorade November 22, 2019

Arf Snarf

Someone who farts in the bathtub and snaps at the bubbles.

I knew she was an arf snarf when I heard her trying to catch the bubbles.

by Lithodora September 24, 2005