The Dr. Seuss Syndrome

The neurological condition where an individual feels compelled to turn everyday words into a rhyme, which does not change the actual meaning of the original word.

Normal Person: "That is neato"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "That is neato dorito"

Normal Person: "Awesome!"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Awesome Possum!"

Normal Person: "Whatever"
The Dr. Seuss Syndrome: "Whatever Trevor"

by JoTySmith November 16, 2010

Wocky Slush

Slush that is wocky. Occasionally bleeds.

Dang, he got dat wocky slush.

by Morbidlyabeast December 10, 2020

slossy

1. drunk
2. really, really drunk
3. (most common) Christ-raping, skull-crushing, badger-felching, amazingly drunk

I'm so slossy, I could lick the smegma off a mountain-goat's taint.
I'm so slossy, I could eat the ass end of a menstrual skunk.
I'm so slossy, I could fuck Ann Coulter.

by shyjason September 5, 2005

Seussical

A play/musical based on the works of Dr. Seuss. The main characters are Gertrude, The Cat in the Hat, Horton, Sour Kangaroo, and Jojo. This musical is uplifting and super fantastic.

Seussical is super fantastic.

by Jeremiah December 21, 2004

slush friend

A slush friend is a person who you Aquaint yourself with who is always doing something wrong and thinks they're better friends with you then they are.

Wow look at Sam with her moldy bread, she's such a slush friend.

Yea she thinks we're great friends but, she's kinda annoying

by Slushfriend June 5, 2016

scussot

A derogatory term used to describe a person who only says useless and irrelevant things.

The boy would only ever talk about unicorns, and was widely known as a scussot.

by eh-bee May 14, 2018

Sauss

A carefully curated selection of creatives and contemporary content. A movement, a cultural community. A platform dedicated to providing the latest upcoming talent and information in regards to the arts and culture.

sauss.co.uk

Jheez his/her work is wavey. They should be on Sauss.

by Dan Powe January 28, 2019