Dictionary Dick Slapped

When you define a word so well, that it has every single person around you in tears from laughter, and you submit it only to have an admin who probably diddles little boys decline it for some unknown fucking reason.

Dang-it, Urban Dictionary just Dictionary dick slapped my soul.

by P.C.A. April 16, 2015

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Crack dick slap

When the males genitals are covered in cocaine

and slaps the female in the face

causing cocaine to splatter on her face

making her feel worthless.

Jim: Olivia what happened to your face.

Olivia: My boyfriend just crack dick Slaped me in the face

Jim: Yep I can see that

Olivia: Fuck you jim

by Phantom with pants August 19, 2011

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mega dick slap

when u have a giant dick,take the neck of the dick to hit the girl or guy in the face

dude i totally mega dick slaped paris hilton!!!!!!!!!!!!

by cool12 August 19, 2009

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Slapped your dick against the wall

when you hook up with a girl that should not be present in broad daylight. The term comes from the fact that you'd have been better off slapping your dick against a wall for some form of pleasure than putting it anywhere near that creature's hatchet wound.

Dude I can't believe you banged that skank last night...should've just slapped your dick against the wall..

by Silacious Krumb September 25, 2009

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detroit dick slap

The act of taping a knife to your cock, and dick slapping someone.

Jeff: Dude I Detroit Dick Slapped Samantha last night!
John: What is that?
Jeff: Let's just say she's cut pretty badly

detroit dick slap

by master cumfuck December 14, 2013

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