transitive verb: to aggressively solicit intercourse by way of suggestive speech. Often associated with pedophilia and fraternity brothers.
Did you hear john skeeze on jane?
Did you hear john skeeze on jane?
Yes. He said, "Do you like ponies, little girl? Cause I've got a throbbing stallion for you to ride." SKEEZE
by 0084756 June 16, 2011
Get the SKEEZEmug. Someone who is incredibly easy, that has a reputation of being a slut and usually is considered dirty by most people whether they have acceptable hygiene or not.
Also somebody who is available all the time.
Also somebody who is available all the time.
Dan: "Hey buddy, I heard you and that bitch Becka broke up. You should fuck around with some skeeze tonight"
Alan: "Wouldn't you get mad if I fucked around with your girlfriend though?"
Dan: "You hurt me Alan, you hurt me..."
Alan: "Wouldn't you get mad if I fucked around with your girlfriend though?"
Dan: "You hurt me Alan, you hurt me..."
by ConcentratedSam April 28, 2011
Get the Skeezemug. by Nick, Dom, and Taylor March 15, 2008
Get the skeezmug. by DaY-NuH (DANA) August 7, 2005
Get the Skeezemug. a distinct, premium grade of white trash. characteristics: yellow teeth, disgusting facial hair (men), frequently and badly dyed hair(women), wears camo and clothes several days in a row, and a horrible disrespect for the governent and all authority, goes critter bashing as a hobby
My sit next to a skeez in geometry who can't seem to stop talking about how many things they've stolen from Wal-Mart.
by elconyado November 20, 2011
Get the skeezmug. The infamous Schroel Jiner
girl 1:" oh my god, there is such a creeper lurking around here who always touches me inappropriately, I don't even know his name."
girl 2:"yeah I know! Was his name schroel jiner?"
girl 1: " That's it! He keeps using "the slider" on my shoulders!"
girl 2:" UGH! He's such a skeeze."
girl 1: "Tell me about it..."
girl 2:"yeah I know! Was his name schroel jiner?"
girl 1: " That's it! He keeps using "the slider" on my shoulders!"
girl 2:" UGH! He's such a skeeze."
girl 1: "Tell me about it..."
by gizzard and beancat February 5, 2008
Get the skeezemug. skank + skeez = tease
a combination of the two words, usually used to offend somebody, joke around with friends about, or just a politer way of saying skank, tease, etc.
a combination of the two words, usually used to offend somebody, joke around with friends about, or just a politer way of saying skank, tease, etc.
jake: idk man, she totally led me on
michael: well she hooked up with me
mark: yeah she hooked up with me too
all: what a skeez
michael: well she hooked up with me
mark: yeah she hooked up with me too
all: what a skeez
by SoundOfMadness February 19, 2009
Get the skeezmug.