hairy situation

complicated, nasty, undesired situation.

He's in a hairy situation right now.

by Chuck192 June 20, 2012

atomic situp

person 1 is baited into performing "the hardest situp ever". Person 1 then lies on the floor on their back and told cross hands on chest. Person 2 then holds a towel over the face of person 1 covering the eyes telling him sit up quickly with all his strength when he say to. Meanwhile person 3 has removed their pants and is squating over person 1's face with out him knowing. Person 2 then tells person 1 to sit up quickly and removes the towel as soon as the sit up begins. The result is person 1's nose is planted into person 2's ass.

Betcha cant do an atomic situp

by Double fisted Bobo August 18, 2003

Sitkowned

To be royally owned as in the case of Nick Sitko, confirmed internet spammer who was exposed as a convicted sex offender, after denying his own identity and affiliation to his own illegal gambling website.

"Dude, did you see that kid fall off the roof?
He got totally Sitkowned."

by Bruce Willis January 8, 2009

pulled a situation

The act of an unprovoked attack upon any form of concrete when one is fearful of their actual opponent.

Mike sure pulled a situation when he when he hit the wall with his head and knocked himself out, because he was scarred of Ron.

by thetimemachinedidit September 24, 2011

sitophilia

sexual arousal from food

by Anonymous November 2, 2003

Situationship

When one person is in love and willing to do the work to make a relationship happen and the other is a custy fuckboi/fuckgirl who doesn't feel the same way but will still have sex with you sometimes.

"I thought I was dating Derek but it turns out it's just a situationship."

by Beeswrite September 28, 2017

Situationship

Where one person leads another person on letting them think that the end product of their time together would amount to a relationship when in reality the individual only wanted an outlet for sex and a momentary emotional connection

Girl: “Hey babe, what are we”

Boy: “were just chilling”
Boys friends: is that your girl?

Boy: nah is a bit of a sticky one still, it’s a situationship my g

by Britishbabeeeee August 22, 2018