burple borp shorp

a blue-purple shoe that makes a lightsaber noise when you walk and also makes you levitate

i bought the new burple borp shorp yesterday, its great!

by misstou2 January 20, 2022

shomp

Used as a descriptive term for things that aren't as good as they should be, or could be.

1. Well that's shomp.
2. Damn, she's hella shompfaced.
3. This dinner is basically shomp.

by Randy Ramirez December 28, 2005

shoompy

When there are too many popcorn kernels on the floor.

Dude did you have popcorn in your room an accidentally spilled a lot of popcorn kernels on the floor because your room is hella shoompy

by Salem Witchbitches February 26, 2021

shomp

Excitedly agreeing to something

This word is commonly used in the real Nor*Cal by the so called "gangsters" of small towns

Jon: We drinking tonight?
Jimmy: Shomp!

by Justin Bell December 14, 2008

Shoomp

The sound the pneumatic tube makes at your bank’s drive-thru

The teller sent the tunnel bunny back with my money and it made a reassuring SHOOMP sound...

by WarNPeace December 10, 2017

shomp

To bite into hungrily, but not ferociously. A chomp but less urgent.

1. I shomped into my cheeseburger.
2. She bit into her ice cream with a shomp.

by Erik W October 10, 2006

Shompting

The verb form of "shompt", shompting is the action of excreting and using a computer at the same time. This is often a slightly erotic combination of toilets and laptops.

-You gonna go or what bro?
-Dude I'm shompting give me some minutes to enjoy this.
-Oh your shompting? My bad man, shompt on my friend, shompt on.

by c@lib@n February 2, 2009