Shmeat

1. (N) Short meat.
2. (Prefix) Used to describe one with shmeat.

Damn Bryce, you got some shmeat.

by Trankini has no weenie December 19, 2016

Shmeat

Being a fuckdick, shitdick , annoying motherfucker, etc.

Jacob's such a shmeat

You know that fool vance, hes a shmeat

by September 14, 2020

Shmeat

Another term for someone's genitalia, usually the males.

My Shmeat has erectile disfunction

by Thaifood.com April 27, 2022

Shmeat

To have a penis of average length, but A LOT of girth.

He doesn’t have a Slong but he definitely has a shmeat.

by Lonely.Spider November 12, 2020

Shmeat

Shmeat is the way to describe a cock that is huge

Yo, Human Shrek do be packing Shmeat doh

by SolidBollerk October 18, 2021

SHMEAT

A small pp

My shmeat is in your mom hahhahaha XD lol XDXDXDXDXDXD lmao

by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019

SHMEAT

Your gay and will die of ligma from harry potters hairey left ball

My shmeat is small

by Lil_adopted August 16, 2019