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shlore

n. slut/whore. A person who has rampant sex in exchange for gifts rather than money.
Stay away from Mary Anne, she's a shlore. She banged 6 different dudes last week, cuz she needed them to buy her dinner.
by forNICKation99 April 29, 2011
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ogre shloger

1) The male genitalia for an ogre.
2) A jerk, asshole, complete moron.
That mans an ogre shloger
by Sayitlikeit_is September 27, 2003
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nob shlob

submissive degradeing sexual act where one vigorously licks a penis letting mass amount of spit drip n fall.
shlob my nob you ugly ass pig fuckin beyach!!!!
by MAD Jester August 26, 2003
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sloberus

pathetically stupid obnoxious slobbering asshole. Similar to a slubberdeguillion.
The sloberus was a tiresome bore in every conversation.
by John Kelland September 16, 2008
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Shobe Sliding

The act of sliding down a hill on shobe shoes to. Done in a spot where ice blocking would take place.
You get major KUDOS for what you did tonight. Your Shobe Sliding was awesome
by Anthony and Hannah January 19, 2008
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shobert

When one sends a text message and doesnt get a reply back for A LONG TIME.
Txt: Hi!

5 hours later
Txt: oh, hi!

Txt: Ugh, you shoberted me!
by John Giggler smith October 16, 2008
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shlozet

1. (pronounced shlaw-zet) A shower built into what was previously a closet. This very rare but crafty home luxury sometimes exists where a single home has been divided up into fifteen gazillion separate apartments; space and pluming are limited, so showers are built wherever possible, and rarely attached to, or even near a bathroom.

In one modern subculture that emerged in the early 2010s, commonly referred to as "shlozetist", shlozets have become a hobby, and somewhat of a cultural influence after one was discovered in the basement apartment of a disturbed individual's brother, who remains anonymous. Within this culture, shlozets are often constructed solely to facilitate frequent usage of the word, which many will agree, is fun to say. Quality shlozets are the envy of many, and are often shown to house guests who usually wrinkle their brow in bewilderment at the obsessiveness of the hobbyist. Women, still fail to understand the shlozet, and almost universally refuse sexual relations with a male shlozetist, for obvious reasons, and for fears that the obsession may lead to reduced closet space within the future shared living space with a shlozetist.

2. The act of washing one's self within a shlozet.

Also see: shloset.
Bradley: Mind if I take a quick shlozet?

Bryan: What the hell are you talking about?
by braddlecat April 4, 2010
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