shituation

(noun) a set of circumstances in which one finds oneself; a state of affairs, that have gone to shit.

After hooking up with his female friend once, and being denied a second time, Jake found himself in a shituation.

by thunderbearhawk November 9, 2011

shituation

A situation in which one's time to reach a proper bathroom will exceed the amount of time before an involuntary bowl movement will occur.

After eating some street food in Mexico, I had a shituation and needed to buy new pants.

by Magatron February 6, 2013

shituation

A situation gone bad having to do with shit in one way or the other. Please see examples below where one would use shituation appropriately.

1) Can we please hurry home? I am about to shit my pants. We have a real SHITUATION on our hands.

2) Someone shit on the coats! What, I hope it wasn't my coat. Who is responsible for this SHITUATION?

by JSilverado83 November 1, 2007

Shituate

To Situate your ass on the toilet seat when getting ready to crap.

"Before I crap I always try to shituate myself"

by Mafew Mizzle May 4, 2008

shituation

when a situation is shit

shit man that is a shituation !

by lauren charm September 28, 2010

shituation

the act of having to take a shit really badly, but there happen to be no bathrooms anywhere near you.

In the car yesterday, on our road trip I had a real shituation, there were no bathrooms for miles!

by diarrheaKing206 January 10, 2011

shituation

A situation in which only dialogue that can vocalized is, "SHIT."
In other words, a very unfortunate and unpreferable situation to be in.

1) A: "Crap man, last night my girlfriend caught me in a threesome."
B: "Dude, you're in one hell of a shituation."

2) A: "My dear fellow, I just slew a many of elderly women mistakingly placing large quantities of vicodin within their servings of jello!"
B: "Thou oust within a shituaution."

by orangepuddin9807 May 21, 2010