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Shitface Drunk

Hey is it time to drive? NO 'CAUSE I AM SHITFACE DRUNK!
by emily b January 3, 2004
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shitfaced

Someone who has had a little to much to drink, or is going to drink till they are fucked up
by Jebus December 10, 2002
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Shitemare

1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll

2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."

"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."

"Ted? Is that you?"

"It was always me Bill, it was always me."

2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
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shitfaced cockmaster!

a word originated in the south park movie: bigger, longer, and uncut. Though rarely used as such, it literally translates into one with dung on his face rubbing on a penis, either a human or an animal penis is still in question
Strange how stupid it seems when translated, eh?
by mysteriousman July 19, 2004
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ShitFactoryPalooza

The more socially accepted term for "Take Your Dog to Work Day." The excessive amount of waste that canines produce with humans picking it up bare-handed combined with a music festival is believed to be the origin of the name.
Jesus christ, it's not even ShitFactoryPalooza and I've stepped in dog shit and dog vomit three times today at the office.
by Helmetbroom June 28, 2010
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Shitemare

When your day or something has been more than a nightmare....thus becoming a"shitemare"
Had an absolute shitemare earlier today
by Heleno April 24, 2017
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shiterate

v., In design, to continue exploring and versioning a series of bad decisions so that the longer the final product is worked on, the worse it becomes.

n., shiteration.

adj., shiterative
"Charlie can shiterate twenty more rounds of revisions with the client, but by initially selecting Papyrus as the primary typeface for the logo, it's always going to suck."
by CO_jcd January 18, 2018
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