shitbag

Using a badly kept vehicle to drive it around and do things you would never do with your normal car.
Lets go shitbaggin though the bush with that Celica!
by lone March 01, 2005
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shitbag

a bag full of shit

a loser who smells like shit and has orgasms when she shoves knives in her back
emily rudnick can go suck a fucking dick and lick the balls
by hairsprayqUEEn61 January 25, 2005
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shitbag

One who is shady, or does things with the sole intention of keeping it from their close friends.
"Dude, just tell me what happened. Dont be such a shitbag!"
by Drew July 08, 2003
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shitbag

One who's last name starts with Strux and end in ness...
Struxness is a total shitbag!!!!
by Sammy August 12, 2003
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shitbag

Someone whos general apperance or actions are subpair or lacking any initiative improve.
shitbag or shitbags commonly used in military to describe others that are unsatisfactory. That guy is a fucking shitbag; he is always sitting around.
by craigizzla February 18, 2006
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Worthless Shitbag

A person so unremarkable and toxic that they can be reduced to this term, a worthless sack of flesh containing organs, bones, excrement, etc. Implicit understanding that to use the name of an animal to describe said person would be unfair to the animal in question (pig, rat, cockroach, all of whom have good social bonding skills).
Trump the worthless shitbag lived in DC (To the tune of Puff the Magic Dragon lived by the sea)
by Bzone_truth June 11, 2018
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Cryptic Shitbags

When someone is being very Cryptic and withholding important information or news.

This person knows that you desperately need this information, but as they are a Cryptic Shitbag they release only tiny bits of information, despite many hours of questioning, politeness and bribery.

They may imply and insuate possible answers, but often these answers only contain the smallest nuggets of truth.

These people are Cryptic Shitbags.
Rufus: You were gone a long time, did your Mum tell you when and where the Funeral will be?
GF: No. She's playing Cryptic Shitbags.
by Little Brown Bear June 07, 2011
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