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The shit that killed michael jackson

Similar to the shit that killed Elvis, only more variety and larger amounts.
Street pharmacist- I got that anesthesia, painkiller, sleep medicine, roofie and reds combo 1,2,3,4,5 punch. That's the shit that killed Michael Jackson dude.
Consumer- Damn yo you sure that's just gonna get me high and floaty?
Street pharmacist- Michael Jackson's doctor gave him the same thing, it ought to do the trick.
by Solid Mantis October 31, 2016
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shitjack

1. redneck term for 'apparatus'. 2. technical term for a throwaway shell script or quick tool.
Hand me the shitjack (pointing to the remote control). I need to hook my DVD player up to the shitjack. I need to program a shitjack to query data from MySQL.
by JSbig June 25, 2015
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shitjacket

Anything associated with severe pain, agony, or ruin.
1. Early in his career, Mike Tyson frequently handed out shitjackets to opposing fighters.
2. Drinking that bottle of Crown Royal was not wise. It put a shitjacket on my stomach.
3. Getting fired for sexual harassment will put a shitjacket on your prospects of finding another good job.
4. Ric Flair would put opponents in a shitjacket via the figure-four leg lock.
by theshitshow January 2, 2007
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shitjack

a toilet usually in prison or jail
move dude i gotta get to the shitjack before i shit on myself
by james37601 January 2, 2009
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Shitjack

This happens when you are taking a dump and you grab that turd half way out and work it back in and out while you give the front side a tug too.
While in the bathroom I gave myself a shitjack & it felt good
by Project FICON September 29, 2022
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Shitjackin’

When a man disregards his other friends timeframes and decides to spent an extended period of time jerking off on the toilet while he’s taking a shit
Cole said he would be right back, but he’s been gone for so long, we can only assume he’s shitjackin’
by Spentznav April 27, 2024
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