Distracting the parents of your victims with flashcards and revision guides.
Generally bamboozling by talking lots but saying little, usually to get away with something.
Generally bamboozling by talking lots but saying little, usually to get away with something.
"What's he doing with all those revision guides? They don't do exams at preschool"
"Shhh! He's sbirting"
"Shhh! He's sbirting"
by shoto-cunt May 13, 2019
Get the Sbirting mug.An exclamation of grave misfortune; a poopy situiation. Shartington originates from the British Isles on the hamlet of Shartington, from which the term proliferated following World War Two.
Friend 1: Oh no! I seem to have found myself in a real tricky pickle of a situation!
Friend 2: Shartington!
Friend 2: Shartington!
by CalvinAlexanderRossTaylor69 March 28, 2022
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Passing your crap to a family member, friend or other party. Furniture, appliances, toys, clothing - most of the stuff we have is crap we don't need and eventually crap we don't want. So we shift it to someone else to make room for new crap.
To make room for new furniture, we'll need to do some crap shifting. Maybe your cousin will take the sofa.
Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
Do we really need four kayaks? Maybe we can crap shift a couple to your brother for his family to use.
by Riled October 6, 2015
Get the crap shifting mug.When one is unsure whether or not they are defecating or being fartaceous. Poot-sharting can be a somewhat scary experience for those poot-sharting. Poot-sharting is also very rarely used with correct verb conjugation and is often purposefully used in defiance of English grammar.
“Uhhhh… Jombly… I uhhh…. I poot-sharting!”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
“Ah man. I poot-sharting again.”
“I forgot to poot-sharted today.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Poot-Sharting mug.Similar to “Poot-sharting”, fart-sharting is the act of farting and subsequently sharting directly after without breaking the continuity of said fart. Fart-sharting can often times end in horrific and nightmarish scenes.
“Umm… Jombly… I Uhhhhh… I’m fart-sharting!”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
“I keep fart-sharting during these work meetings. Better cut back on the beans.”
“I love fart-sharting.”
by Rad Parker December 21, 2021
Get the Fart-sharting mug.In related to Desired Reality shifting- An outline of your DR. This includes your name, appearance, relationships, location, and much more. You can script anything however you want. A script is very crucial and beneficial when attempting to shift realities.
ME: hey, I was scripting about Hogwarts last night and I got a little stuck, I feel like I don't have enough.
FRIEND: Here is a list of some ideas to add to your shifting script!
FRIEND: Here is a list of some ideas to add to your shifting script!
by NittyNoo November 10, 2020
Get the Shifting Script mug.When the singer in the band neglects his duty when it comes to packin' shit up and goes missing. Then conveniently returns when all the gear is packed up and says he was "networking".
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