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Sensibly Shafted

When a site has become unreachable because of too much traffic/excess of bandwidth. Coined at Sensibleerection.com. Related: Farked, Slashdotted.
Dude, the Geocities site got Sensibly Shafted, I can't see it.
by Chop-Logik January 30, 2003
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Shitted

Basically means shit but it’s past tense.
Omg my data’s shitted, sorry man.
by Shitted May 27, 2018
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Taylor Swifted

To receive a boost in ratings, sales or moral standing as a result of someone publicly being a cock to you.
Person A: Did you see Conan ripping on Zucker last night?

Person B: Yeah—hilarious! And I never even watched his show before this week.

Person A: Ha— turns out Leno being a diva totally backfired, and now Conan's been Taylor Swifted.
by FMTPO January 16, 2010
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shitteded

The past tense of shit according to people with a low IQ
Aydan said Eric shitteded on the bed and I said no dumbass he shat on the bed.
by Hestupid40 June 1, 2016
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half-shitted grin

A grin for one of those moments where you say or do something that is so unbelievably dumb, the only thing you can do is grin in a ridiculous manner. Bear in mind, the said action is literally so fucking stupid, no normal grin can convey the amount of stupidity your brain just expressed. (i.e. The face you make when your brain has a severe case of the shits.)
Sam walked into her kitchen and saw her boyfriend butchering yet another cow on the table they ate dinner from. When he noticed the angry look she gave him, all he was capable of was a half-shitted grin. This was the third time this month.
by AngelTheFallen July 11, 2014
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shape shifter

Someone who morphs their life to match the person they happen to be dating, i.e. adopt the same taste in music, movies, fashions, foods, mannerisms, etc.
My ex was a shape shifter. After two months, it was like I was having sex with myself.
by Dr. Kenneth Noisewater February 16, 2005
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shitted pants

Trousers that have been soiled by defecation, generally but not exclusively by older gentlemen
My grandfather had to travel home in shitted pants.
by tirtle July 13, 2016
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