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sheist/ sheisty

by G-G-G-Geisto April 16, 2003
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sheisty

A lying, cheating, scamming, two-faced, son of a bitch who smiles in your face while completely gypping you out of your money.
A mechanic who sells you a car for $5,000 that breaks down in less than a week of buying it and refuses to take it back and refund the money then jacks you around for 3.5 months about fixing the damn thing, doesn't; he manages to get it running but his sheisty ass lied about it being the battery - when it is really the engine - so now you can only sell it to Carmax for $1,200. That is a sheisty motherfucker.
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sheeit

longer more dramatic version of the wotd shit
Hostage need to be took alive has just commited suiced
Ssgt. Griggs: "Sheeit, man that kid's got some issues"
by SMUDG3 April 5, 2008
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shiitake mushrooms

1. A type of mushroom, commonly used in Asian cuisine espec.

2.A silly way to make someone think you're going to say shit, but instead you surprise them by mentioning this type of mushroom instead.

(Emphasis on the shiit part of the word.)
Me: " That's a bunch of shiitake mushrooms!"

9drags out the word by saying it like" shii...take mushrooms!"
by Hopeful Girl July 25, 2010
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sheit

(interjection)
From the Jive dialect, circa the 1970's, meaning, "Golly!"
Jiveman #1: Sheit, man, that honkey mus' be messin' my old lady got to be runnin' col' upsihd down his head!
(Golly, that white fellow should stay away from my wife or I will punch him.)
Jiveman #2: Hey Holm, I can dig it! You know he ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap upon you man!
(Yes, he is wrong for doing that.)
Jiveman #1: I say hey sky, s'other say I won say I pray to J I get the same ol' same ol.
(I knew a man in a similar predicament, and he ended up being sorry.)
Jiveman #2: Knock yourself a pro slick. Gray matter back got perform' us' down I take TCBin, man'.
(Don't be naive Arthur. Each of us faces a clear moral choice.)
Jiveman #1: You know wha' they say: See a broad to get that bodiac lay'er down an' smack 'em yack 'em.
(Early to bed, early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.)
Together: Col' got to be! Yo!
(How true!)
Together: Sheit!
(Golly!)
-From the movie Airplane!
by ChodaBoy September 23, 2004
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shiit

shee-yt An excentric gangster's way of saying the actual word. Three "i"s allowed.
"Shiit, I'm outta coke!"
by dkdwneees December 16, 2013
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sheist/ sheisty

a shady individual that is quick to reach a means needed via trickery and dishonesty. A con-man.
There is a government regime that is infested by rich sheist/ sheisty individuals.
by manny gonzalez July 16, 2008
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