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Shaston

A verb describing a very gay black man who will sneak up behind you and stick it in when you are not looking
Friend: Bro, I almost got Shastoned today

Me: Well bend over because I’m going to Shaston your ass
by mysterytinkler July 7, 2022
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shartenfruede

The emotional experience of pleasure in response to someone doing a shart in their pants.
I felt a degree of shartenfruede when Albert went to let one rip in the kitchen only to find that there was more than anal wind coming out of his a-hole. It was a cue to change his undies.
by Lovecave Leroy April 14, 2024
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shastevia

Sha’Stevia is a breathtaking young woman with striking hazel eyes that shimmer between green and gold, framed by long, dark lashes. Her rich black hair is styled into elegant braids that cascade down her back, each one woven with precision and grace. Her smooth, light brown skin glows with a natural radiance, complementing her delicate yet confident features. With a poised demeanor and an effortless charm, she carries herself with both strength and elegance, turning heads wherever she goes. Whether through a warm smile or a piercing gaze, Sha’Stevia’s beauty is undeniable—captivating and unforgettable.
look at shastevia and her beautiful eyes
by perfectlightskin March 19, 2025
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Shartenfurtz

A catastrophic, German-engineered shart.

Not just a fart gone wrong – a biological weapon of mass destruction, forged in the depths of your colon and deployed without warning in a public setting (usually a bus, airplane, or during sex).

A Shartenfurtz is so powerful it transcends languages:

- In English: “shit + fart”
- In German: “Furz = fart”
- In human experience: “trauma”

First documented in a legendary fake Bild newspaper headline:

“Indiamann ploppen Shartenfurtz im Autobus – ‘Der Autobus ist einem STINKERBUS!’”
- “Dude, I sneezed mid-squat and unleashed a full Shartenfurtz. The gym is closed now.”

- “Grandpa thought it was a fart… turns out it was a Shartenfurtz. We had to burn the recliner.”
by ShartenfurtzSeller88 August 18, 2025
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Kevin Shattenkirk

Man who's love is in NY. Wanted to get out of the crap hole in St. Louis so bad. After being dealt to Washington, he wanted to mess with them so he played bad so they wouldn't resign him. On July 1st, he signed with the real team of New York.
by Ortiz Did ROIDS. August 31, 2017
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elvatten the shatten

An absolute racist who is a good man and enjoys hentai too much
Oi elvatten the shatten get here
by Elvatten the shatten July 8, 2019
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Schlitz fer Sharten

A synonym for flea markets

Schlitz means slash or “long cut” but also has reference to cheap beer.

Sharten slang for “shit”

So the term means “Shit for shit

A shitty hole in the wall flea market filled with shit.
I’d love to go to the park but I got to go with my grandma to the Schlitz fer Sharten today
by hotwheels04 October 27, 2023
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