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septuming

i’m septuming!
by jshehaj April 28, 2025
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Septum Piercing

Badass mfers with septum piercings either have a fat cock that all the chicks want or a juicy gorrilla grip pussy that makes the boys go crazy. Most with a septum piercing have probably railed a line of coke off of the back of a toilet in a grimy dive bar stall or the pubic mons of a bad bitch. If youve got a septum piercing you definitely fuck
Male: he got a septum piercing to let people know his cock is fat

Female: she got a septum piercing because she's got a juicy pussy
by Fucking_off May 16, 2025
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Septum piercing theory

It’s that women (maybe men as well?) with septum rings will allow and sometimes demand, that their past trauma or past adversity embody their personality. Self reflectively, they can maintain a state of perpetual victimhood which in turn allows them to maintain a state of constant and “justified” mental turmoil. They’re then allowed to make themselves the center of most conversations by explaining why their past trauma relates to seemingly benign, but ultimately offensive (because of aforementioned trauma) topics, and has led them to no longer have a positive outlook on said topic or in life.
Septum piercing theory checks out for this one.
by Traviswhiskey May 31, 2025
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vaginal septum

Vaginal septum is a partition of tissue has formed during fetal development that divides the vagina into two parts.
Person 1. My newborn has a vagina septum.
Person 2. I had one myself and got it surgically removed!
Person 1. What even is a vaginal septum?

Person 2. Oh it’s just when a fetus is developing and the vagina ends up parting into two.
by idomybig1asalways April 8, 2024
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Septum piercing

What stinky depressed emo alt girls wear. It does not look hip, you look like a fat ugly bull

People who wear Septum piercings are typically annoying hipsters or White girls who like to dye their hair blue because they're 'conforming'
guy 1: "Chicks who wear Septum piercings smell like my wet left toe"

guys 2: "yeah, avoid at all cost"
by Igetbitxhes March 9, 2024
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