Semi-Simp

When you are half simp half man

Jim: Did you see Tyler? He was hanging out with some girls but he said he would play COD after.
John: Damn. He's such a Semi-simp

by ismelllikeawoman17293 July 18, 2020

Semi-parking

To drive much slower than other motorists.

The old Ford seemed to be Semi-parking in the fast lane.

by I, Wreckerrr October 31, 2016

semi-menshevik

Rosa Luxemburg (also @TheAcherons)

What was the attitude of the German Left Social-Democrats, of Parvus and Rosa Luxemburg, to this controversy? They invented a utopian and semi-Menshevik scheme of permanent revolution…

by KulakHater1918 April 10, 2021

Semi Separated

When your wife kicks you out the house but you still have to pay the bills, Semi Separated

Are you married ? I'm semi separated , kicked out but still paying bills semi separated is similar to separated

by 2NURSESYBGOOD March 24, 2017

Semi-anarchist

A person who can is partly against form all government.

Luna: I heard that you are semi-anarchist
Alex: yes

Luna: So you are not fully anti-government

by Ginger The Chamrosh February 3, 2021

semi-friend

Semi-friends are guys that you meet on a regular basis, because you share the same group of people. For instance, the people you met after you joined a sports-club or a fraternity could be your semi-friends. The reason why you meet these people is often different from just hanging out together. a semi-friendship might also be called an arranged friendship.

Friso is one of my semi-friends. We sometimes meet in a bar, but he didn't invite me to his house-warming BBQ.

by Villa Virorum August 14, 2006

Semi-bisexual

A person who is only attracted to one gender. A straight person who wants to feel included in the LGBTQ+ community.

You are straight. You fucking moron.

Barney: “What is you sexuality Jason?”

Jason: “I’m semi-bisexual!”

Barney: “you are straight. You icel.”

by Honeyc14 August 13, 2020