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Ordinary Seaman

A fat fuck who claims to be from the shitty state of south carolina but is in fact from virginia. Usually found with a dumb ass look on its face and its hand either scratching its fat ass or its little dick. Whenever this thing fucks up, it thinks a simple "ma bad" will do. Also is not able to get any pussy of anykind even kpa.
Guy: Who is that fat ass scratching his balls over there?

Girl: Thats an Ordinary Seaman , he sure wont shut up about south carolina and he makes my pussy dry.
by thisishowwedoit April 21, 2009
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seamless panties

An alternative to the thong or g-string, seamless panties are a form of women's undergarment in which panty lines cannot be seen underneath tight clothing (such as leggings) as it is made up of seamless material.
Contrary to popular belief, women wear seamless panties when they *DON'T* want panty lines....they wear *thongs* when they *DO* want attention.
by urbanr0cker May 13, 2008
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Seamm-Jasani

I went to take Seamm-Jasani classes, but there are more teachings to learn within the Arts of Boabom.
by zee March 20, 2005
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Seama

The most amazing best friend you’ll ever have she will always tell how your feeling and will always try to make you happy
I wish I had a best friend like seama
by Cmbyn May 19, 2018
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Schamber

One who sneaks into a conversation in a ninja like fashion and proceeds to hi-jack it by changing the subject.
A.J. managed to schamber his way into the conversation and now we're talking about printer ink.
by Evan12203 February 7, 2010
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Seamengrita

When someone jizzes in a margarita and you drink it unknowingly
That guy just drank a cup of seamengrita! Thats nothing chip just slammed it from the blender!!
by Scrubatron420 May 27, 2019
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Seamoth

OH SHIT ITS A REAPER

OH GOD ITS COMING FOR MY SEAMOTH”
by this username sucks April 13, 2021
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