secretsnakesshehe

a person on tiktok. Do I know this person? No, but I am glad to make them their first urban dictionary. So here is what I know from looking at their account. They are cool and swag and use the pronouns she/they/he/skull/game. Very much fruity.

secretsnakesshehe is fruity.

by Finhoeshi July 1, 2021

Scietist

Someone who thinks the are an expert in vaccines, medicine or COVID-19 or thinks they know more than a scientist but cannot spell

I know more than scietists

by Sometimesaknowitall September 13, 2021

Verbal Secretion

When a person, while ranting or talking too much, accidentally releases a secret, or factoid others were not suppose to know.

Jacob: "It was fun until your little Verbal Secretion!"

Anthony: I know, "I verbally secreted everywhere."

by Loveporn Cockonopolis November 12, 2011

Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS)

UHSPS is defined as a supernatural power and condition where a male produces an insurmountable quantity of precum. Most people will think it’s normal, however only those with UHSPS know that the amount in which they precum is anything but natural. Those with UHSPS usually experience the need for multiple underwear changes through the day and potentially public exposure as the amount will seep through multiple layers on underwear and pants. This phenomenon also begins at the initial thought of sex or arousal before the penis is fully erect, thus those with UHSPS can active their UHSPS with just the thought of their UHSPS. Those with UHSPS also are said to believe that lubrication is a foreign concept because they produce their own naturally. This makes those with UHSPS often sought out after by partners for their natural born gift of self-lubrication. Currently, there is no cure for UHSPS

Did you spill something your pants?

Oh no, that’s just my pre-cum I have Unrestrained Hyper-Testicular Secretion Production Syndrome (UHSPS).

When my ex was giving me a blowjob, he complained, “Sooooo leaky...” due to my UHSPS because he is a little bitch that doesn’t know what’s good for him.

by The Precum Power Rangers June 10, 2020

secreting

following the tenets of the book "The Secret" *cough* garbage *cough*

Ever since I started secreting I've become a TV star, I found my soulmate, you saw how flat Gweneth Paltrow sang at the Oscars —I visualized all of that!

by allthegoodusernamesaretaken May 21, 2011

Secrets Don't Make Friends

Your words are deadly weapons, killing me, destroying me.

Fuck You!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make Friends!! Secrets Don't Make...

by XBandaidgesX June 10, 2011

secrist middle school

A ghetto ass east side school filled with hella bloods and ugly ass niggas but with the girls its hella confusing cause its either they cute and got a fat ass or the ugly and small asf so ugly niggas stay winning there😂😂Filled with weed in like every corner hella stoners and fight that be funny asf like when a little ass girl fights an ugly ass girl and beats her ass *cough* *cough* @A&V 💀💀 or when a bitch break another bitches nose @K&M like dead serious cute girls can fight there but they stoners too 😂😂but those teachers ugly asf annoying asf and dumb asf like if you go there you finna agree 😂😂

"Aye you saw that fight ?"
"yeah what school was that at?"
"most likey secrist middle school nigga"

by Booty is fun when it fat June 19, 2016