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Scrotoid

Geological term regarding speleotherms found in caves that resemble certain parts of the human anatomy.
Oh my god! check out the size of that scrotoid!
by Weird world February 11, 2009
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Scroteria

(n) 1. A bacterial infection of the scrotum caused by improperly cleansing yo funky nuts.
The doctor told me not to jack off for 3 weeks because my scroteria made one of my balls 4 times bigger than the other.
by sDub Duce SplitTail September 29, 2011
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scroteprawn

A prawn that burrows up one's uretha and nests in the male scrotum whilst feeding on semen. Once incubation has passed it bursts out the scrotum sack much like a xenomorph boss
This fucking scroteprawn busted out of Brian's sack just like a mother fukin Xenomorph boss.
by b1tch1n December 13, 2012
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scrotophiliac

A male who is obsessed with showing his scrotum (not his penis) to anyone interested, male or female.
After the incident at the St. Bernardine of Sienna's adult co-ed retreat's "Reveal Something Intimate About Yourself session, Dr. Cowpers diagnosed Brody Hall as a scrotophiliac.
by Ned Pointsman November 4, 2013
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Scrotographer

One who takes images of ball bags for a living.
Charlene woke for another hard day of sacks in her face, "is this scrotographer life really it for me?" She wined as she flicked through yesterday's nut hammocks.
by Wingardium Leviosaaaaaar March 29, 2015
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scrotocrat

someone (mostly, if not all, male) controlled by the scrotal area, that promotes sexism, bigotry, xenophobia … They are right and you are wrong. They promote themselves at the expense of others and refuse to accept blame for errors (whatever the magnitude) and never apologize for their screw-ups. Typically, scrotocrats have small hands and use scotch tape to control ties.
by walks on the beach April 16, 2017
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Scrotonavia

Revised name for Scandinavia, based on its resemblance, on a map, to a giant scrotum
"..and as you can see, Norway and Sweden make up the shaft, whilst Finland completes the package as the ballsac... behold, Scrotonavia"
by Koko_bean August 20, 2017
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