The Saxophone 69

Simultaneous saxophone playing - the female sucks the male's saxophone while he sucks her saxophone. Gay and lesbian versions of the Saxophone 69 are also practiced.
Billy and Jane simultaneously played each other saxophones while laying in opposite directions in a belly-to-belly position, thus performing the Saxophone 69.
by sexy sax player June 14, 2011
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Shitty Saxophone

When a man is having anal sex with a woman and she farts and it creates a sound that reminds you of Bill Clinton playing the saxophone.
Everything was going great... until she threw a shitty saxophone at me! I didn't know what to do!
by Bandboy69 January 26, 2009
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Tenor Saxophone

Far shittier than an Alto and you can not convince me otherwise.
Guy 1: I love gay sex with men and my mom getting fucked by my friend!
Guy 2: Are you a Tenor Saxophone player?
Guy 1: Yeah?
Guy 2: is your friend an Alto player?
Guy 1: Yeah and he has a hot ass.
Guy 2 Yeah no shit.
by FRICKO MODE January 06, 2022
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Bloody Saxophone

When a woman on her period is being eaten out and fingered at the same time.
Damn dude, my girl firend is on the rag again... looks like I'm playing the bloody saxophone in the band tonight.
by Trivia Josh October 21, 2010
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Saxophone Zone

Like The Trombone Section but with more people playing Careless Whisper.
Collin: Why is there romantic music in the background?
Ariel: wELCOME TO THE SAXOPHONE ZONE-
by tv-head November 16, 2019
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Glass Saxophone

Hey man, you want to play a song on the glass saxophone? I packed a fresh bowl.
by YeezusHchrist November 23, 2018
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Anus saxophone

A fart so musically tuned it has a similar sound to a saxophone.

This can be caused by:

1: Being able to play a musical instrument amazingly well.

2: Playing the sax while eating beans or sprouts.

Not many cases of this have been discovered as of yet.
"Ooh Christ I just made an anus saxophone! Jesus, what a smell! It's like tear gas! I'm going to be sick! Oh well, it sounds very nice."
by Boxyboxyman October 03, 2014
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