Sargasm

A sarcastic orgasm used to mock the partner ( or partners ) in either a demeaning , sexualized, or sexualized-demeaning manner. A sargasm often results in no sexual pleasure for one of the partners, but can be used in a role-playing situation as an attempt to belittle the other partner.

Lady 1: Oh yeah right there. That feels so nice. unhuh, please keep doing what you're doing
Man 1: I know you're trying to pull off a sargasm
Lady 1: Well maybe I wouldn't have to if your dick was just a bit bigger!

by Dick_Cheese69 June 1, 2017

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Sarcastic Orgasm

Cade had a Sargasm when he saw his granny´s cameltoe.

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Used to describe a fake orgasm

I'm pretty sure this chick didn't enjoy the sex last night at all. Her sargasms were so obvious

by BalisticBagel July 23, 2021

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1. When a girl makes it so obvious that the guy fucking her is doing a bad job by doing a completely sarcastic orgasm.

2. When a guy sarcastically pretends to climax when the girl is doing a terrible job sucking him off, often followed by a unimpressed face such as -.-

Phil: I was fucking Barry's girlfriend last night and she totally sargasmed... I was like what? Am I doing something wrong?

John: It was probably just your technique mate, did you return the sargasm?

Phil: Naa, she was doing a pretty good job I have to admit.

by jayjayg7 January 11, 2012

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A physical reaction characterized by the involuntary spewing or release of bodily or other fluids from any body orifice triggered by hearing an extremely funny or shocking sarcastic comment or joke.

"Oh, my god! That comic tore that heckler apart. I think I peed a little!"

"Dude, you had a sargasm."

by Doctor Deep September 23, 2011

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