sapiosexual

The official sexuality of 'Chivalrous Gentlemen' (see neckbeard and nice guy syndrome), meaning an attraction to individuals (almost always of the opposite sex, and almost always conventionally attractive) with high intelligence (prime signifiers are interests in: Doctor Who, MLP, fedoras, and Japanese entertainment, etc. and rarely practical measures such as IQ, college education, or independence). Sapiosexuals take unhealthy interest in sexualizing children's cartoons, stalking women, and MRA Activism. Due to their luck, or lack thereof, in courting, they frequently blame society for sexual inactivity.

Sapiosexual Subject: Your boyfriend is a total jerk-off
Desirable Subject: Who are you?
Sapiosexual Subject: He only likes you for your looks
Desirable Subject: We have a deep emotional connection to each other!
Sapiosexual Subject: He clearly doesn't understand you, he bought you a Star Wars mug even though you wear a Star Trek shirt all the time!
Desirable Subject: What are you trying to prove here, I'm already happy with my current relationship
Sapiosexual Subject: Friendzoned Again™
Desirable Subject: You wish we were friends, I barely know you!

by CaptainZappy October 3, 2016

Sapiosexual

This word’s usage seems to be strictly limited to women’s online dating profiles. In modern American hyper-materialistic culture anyone wealthy is presumed or deemed intelligent and their net worth is thought to be a measure of that, somehow. These women are not attracted to intelligence but superficial appearances. Thus, sapiosexual is primarily used disingenuously to signify that minor physical shortcomings might be excused for a wealthy gent. See related: gold digger, spoiling, and sugar daddy/baby.

Dog mom. Gym. Sapiosexual. Sushi. Wine.💃🏼

by 1stOfAll August 17, 2019

Sapiosexual

A women with an IQ less than her weight in kilograms.

How come sapiosexuals are always fat? Because they eat too much and exercise too little.

by Pussy Melter August 31, 2018

sapiosexual

The way nerds believe sex is.
sapiens=smart

I only look for really smart sex partners, therefore, I´m a sapiosexual.

by notsapiosexual October 29, 2015

Sapiosexual

Someone who would fuck a whale if they find it intelligent enough

She’s sapiosexual, intelligent dogs are her thing

by Wakandaforeva May 9, 2018

Sapiosexual

A clitial region that tends to swell up and become moist in the presents of intelligence.

Mary's bean became moist and swelled up when Ryan spoke of the quasi isotopic characteristics of the material present because of her Sapiosexual tendencies.

by Yerddrey June 21, 2016

Sapiosexual

brain horny.

“Check out that big brain on Brett” said my sapiosexual friend, overcome with lust.

by Jonseagull September 21, 2022