Your mother should have swallowed you

You are sperm. Sperm is what fertilizes the egg, creating you. When people say this, they're saying your mother should have instead given head, and swallowed the sperm which was cummed in her mouth, instead of having regular sex, and having you. You are that sperm, so if she would have swallowed the sperm, she would have swallowed you. It's basically like saying your dad should have had sex with a condom...if someone tells you this, they're calling you a mistake, and looking down on you as a useless lifeform. It's actually a very clever line if used as an insult.

"You was never shit, your mother should have swallowed you" - Big L in a freestyle session in '98.

by PlatinumBD August 25, 2009

Slap my ass and call me Sally

Used to express dismay or disbelief.

Well you know what? Slap my ass and call me Sally man, I don't know what you want from me.

by Misses Potato Head August 5, 2010

Custard Swallow

Definition: To gag, choke back or generally involuntarily resist swallowing viscous material such as custard, porridge, tapioca, mashed potato, mushy peas

'Listen dinner lady - I can't manage another mouthful, I've got Custard Swallow and I'll bring the lot up.'

by BombDogged October 4, 2016

Rimjob Sally

When playing beer pong and the ball either hits the lip of the cup or spins out. The more frequently this happens the more likely you will bust out a "rimjob sally!". An exclamation.

Simply "Rimjob sally!"

"Jees, dude, this night has just been full of rimjob sally's."

by seanpatrickb September 28, 2009

you swallow

1. A term used after "You Suck" meaning that they swallow the cum but they just suck.

2. A stupid comeback after "You Suck" even though they cannot swallow when the dick is inside of their mouth.

Bob: "You suck as this."

Joe: "I may suck but you swallow."

by The Big Sad. December 28, 2021

Sally on the Side

Made famous by George R.R. Martin's book "A Game of Thrones" and mainstream by the HBO adaption "Game of Thrones".

1. A prostitute or mistress.

2. A loose girl you can do anything with in utter secrecy and never have it reach the light of day.

Samwell Tarley: "I know for a fact that some of the officers go to that brothel in Mole's town. I wouldn't doubt it. Don't you think it's a little bit unfair? Making us take our vows while they sneak off for a little Sally on the side?"

Jon Snow: "Sally on the side?"

by Censure June 29, 2011

Well spank my ass and call me sally

I don't believe it! Excited exclamation of disbelief or excitement.

Interviewer: "Well Mr Jones, everything seems to be in order and we are delighted to offer you the job"
Mr Jones: "Well spank my ass and call me Sally!"
Interviewer: "......"

by DougieT May 30, 2006